It has been a forty days since my last Thought I believe, and a lot has changed.  Stone Cold Steve Austin has walked out on World Wrestling Entertainment, NWA TNA has risen as a powerful, national force, and I have left the UWF and probably e-wrestling forever.

    I'll start with the usually- e-wrestling.  A little over a month ago, I was the UWF Champion and quite happy.  I had felled the evil Diaz and things looked to be great.  How wrong I was.  I don't feel like telling the story.  I really don't.  Let's bitter, Tom Zenk-like Jack Duncan tell the story.  The bottom line is within this month, the UWF has shut down once, Diaz and Chris Davis have been fired and brought back multiple times, the original president has washed his hands of responsibility and thrown his testicles in the garbage, and I have left the promotion and given up on e-wrestling once and for all.
 
    On the plus side, I will get to make a retirement run.  Jack Duncan has decided to start a tournament- the Jack Duncan Fight, Win, Survive Invitational.  It is truly unique and will be truly fun, and with only thirteen slots left to fill, I'm sure it will be easy to get up and running.  It will be the place where I retire.

    Now I know I've retired some thiry times it would seem.  I retired after Razor's tourney.  I retired after FSW.  I retired after HCW.  And now I am retiring again.  The difference between now and then is that my time to e-wrestle is running out.  At best I'd have a year left anyway, and quite frankly...I practically hate it now, so that year will be spent elsewhere.  Face Jack Duncan, and all my other readers- I'm through, and I will be officially done when I win Jack's tourney, lose Jack's tourney, or whatever.

    Speaking of Jack, I am starting that competitive fantasy booking thing with him and Complicated thanks to Extreme Revenge Warfare.  Check it out at http://www.tanc-online.co.uk/ew  It truly is the best sim out there- yes, it even hands TNM its ass on a platter.  Choke on that, Copp.

    Speaking of choking on things...Jeff Jarrett's new promotion, NWA TNA, you know- the one everyone said would fail including me, kicks major ass.  It is better than the WWE.  Yeah, I said it.  Better than the WWE.  I ordered my first NWA show tonight, and I loved it.  I've read reviews and recaps and kept up over the weeks, and they are producing the kind of wrestling show we need, not the WWE.  And the X-Division is amazing.  I'm going to watch AJ Styles vs. Lo Ki again just because.

    I have to say though...in order to succeed, they need to get a TV deal and give up on the PPV exlcusive idea.  It won't last forever, and I would love to see them give Vince competition, which they would.  Maybe he'd get his head out of his ass.

    And that brings me to the WWE.  I will bore no one with hours of my ideas and things, because quite frankly, I've made up my mind- within ten years, I WILL be a part of World Wrestling Entertainment, I WILL be part of the creative team, I WILL be living my dream, and if I am truly blessed, which I believe I am anyway, I will be sleeping with Trish Stratus.  I can imagine nothing closer to my dream than travelling the road with WWE, thriling crowds with shows I wrote and maybe even a match I wrestled, and capping it all off with a night of passion with Trish Stratus.  Holy shit.

    Anyway...Vince is making the same old mistakes, only things are getting worse.  Austin's gone, nWo's dead, and it's all becoming just bad.  Steph's back.  Brock will be WWE Champion by September.  Rock will be gone after SummerSlam until 2003.  Financially, the WWE could last like this for another fifty years I believe.  But if they want more than fifty years, and I do, than something has to change.

    I suppose that's it.  I'm going to add a section to my site known as the "Political Analyst", in which I do something.  Not sure what yet.  I might accept requests from people and tell them how to maneuver themselves into the position they want in e-wrestling, or review the political situations of some of today's top e-promotions.  Or I might not.  Who knows.  Expect the InVasion Angle Done Right up by Summer's end.  I'm almost done, but I might go back and revise somethings.

    Lo Ki RULES ALL.

I'm Out
 
 
 
 
 

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