
Booyah.
You see, if I cannot marry Trish Stratus, then I will seek out Mila Kunis and marry her. She has one blue eye and one green eye! And she's Russian and 19 and just so damn cute. It's a good thing I discovered That 70's Show.
Speaking of which, I am really starting to like that show. I feel stupid for neglecting it all these years. But I always do that. I neglected Cowboy Bebop. I neglected football. I neglected Vegeta. Eventually, I always come around.
And speaking of football, I officially bleed Silver and Black. Go Raiders! They HAVE to win this year, because next year could be brutal. I hear they'll be $40 million over the salary cap. Changes will be made, the crew will be seperated, and it won't be the same for a while. But no matter what happens at Super Bowl XXXVII, the Raider Nation will rise again!
In the meantime, Jon Gruden and the Bucs can rule the NFL.
And by the way, I may have been off in my prediction of the Charger's success this year, but I do honestly feel in the next two-three years they will visit at least the AFC Title game more than once. They are that good.
I also may have been off with the Lakers. They may not win the title again this year. It could very well be the Mavericks. I would prefer it if the Mavericks won anyway.
How about World War III? It could happen, so says North Korea. Well if it does and I feel may services are needed, then my services I shall provide. I have no qualms about fighting and dying for my country or beliefs, especially when the fate of the world could be on the line.
2003 the Year of the Alien? Some say so. I really can't comment. I've recently done some research on the topic of extraterrestrials along with other things, and the results are inconclusive. I have ceased research as well, as I feared I was losing my freaking mind.
Someday I will write an epic story based on the foundation of my life's philosophy. When I first decided that one of my goals, and one of the purposes of life, was to develop my own understanding of the Universe and philosophy through my own research, I thought it would be quite "bootleg". But I have actually already come a long way. Just the other day I explained part of my philosophy to someone and actually made sense.
Professional wrestling is taking a turn for the worst, at least as far as WWE is concerned. While I have always wanted to work for Vince and company, it now seems like it might be easier to just start my own promotion someday. We'll see what happens. I still want to learn how to wrestle and work at least one match during my life.
E-wrestling however is weaker than ever. I came up with a new character, but will likely never use him. Jack convinced me to join a fed run by Kevin Gill of all people, just so we can finish our Force Saga. So we in GWE now, but I'm sure it won't last. It never does, and I could care less.
The year of 2003 looks like it will be an important one for me, and I hope to make the best out of it. Maybe I can begin my journey to the top of the entertainment industry. Maybe I can meet and marry Mila Kunis! We'll see. Life is, however, probably **** right now. Maybe a little less, maybe a little more.
I'm Out
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