Now we're talking.

Having been forsaken by Mila Kunis, I have returned to my one true love, Trish Stratus.  I should never have lost faith in her!  Look at her- but not too long, or you will incure my wrath.  She is my future wife.

Alright, let's start with the "usually".  E-wrestling.

I was wrong about GWE.  It actually is a pretty awesome place.  The only problem is once again, the Force, Creature especially (yeah, fuck you Jack), has become the spinal cord of the promotion.  Meaning without us, everything collapses and dies.  It's true.  Creature is linked to about every single person in the damn place in some way, and it's mainly because when we first came in, we were the ONLY ones who did anything at all.

But things are picking up now.  They have some cool guys like Judith Reno and Supreme Allah, and I'm having a good time for once.  Best thing yet- I defeated Mathers and MICHAEL MERCER in one night to become the GWE World Heavyweight Champion.  It was wonderful.  Going over in both rematches (I jobbed to Mathers in my PPV debut) and for the belt...I've been waiting two years to put Mercer down.  It was worth the freaking wait.

The win marks my tenth World Championship, but as I've come to realize through investigation and reminiscing, most of my title wins are BS anyway.  By that I mean purely political.

I've won 30 titles overall now.  1/3 have been World Titles.  Now, all my non-world titles have been legitimately earned, barring maybe two- the WHW Hardcore and the Old HCW Tag Team Titles.  But as far as World Titles go...only a handful have been won in matches where the outcome wasn't decided months in advance or without a huge political debacle.

I won't bore you with anymore details.  And yes, I know e-wrestling is inherrently political and purely evil, but that is for another time.  The bottom line is I fucking earn the GWE Title, and I'm going to enjoy being on top and feuding with everyone in the damn place.  Jack and I are making so many new stars it isn't even funny.  Ashish would be proud.

Alright.  Last time I spoke, the Lakers were in a slump, the Super Bowl was on its way, and WWE sucked.  Two things have changed.  The Lakers are hotter than ever, and I really hope to see Mavericks-Lakers in the playoffs.  And the Buccaneers won the Super Bowl, possibly kicking off a great dynasty.  Never fear though, the Raiders are finding ways around the salary cap.  Jerry Rice and Tim Brown will be Raiders for another 5-6 years!  Hell yeah!

The thing that hasn't changed is the WWE.  Their continues push of Brock Lesnar is insane, Stone Cold's return has been boring so far, the Rock is the ONLY person who even cares about putting someone over, and ultimately I just watch for Trish.

The Rock is the man, but he's only around for a little bit.  And Edge and Angle are both out a year.  That makes my favorite wrestler John Cena of all people, who has really turned out to be the FUCKING MAN OF MEN.  Word Life.

Anyway...I just felt like doing this Thought 1) to make an update on GWE and Mila's betrayl and 2) to post the most beautiful picture of Trish Stratus is existence.  Remember- I'm keeping my eye on all two of you readers out there, and you will incur my wrath.  I can sense your negative, dirty, pornographic thoughts about her, and shin kicks will result.

Fuck it.

I'm Out.
 

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