| The 12 Steps to Social Acceptance as annotated by Jessica on a napkin in Larry's house, and then touted around by Chris through Venezuela in a violin case. |
| 1) Don't talk. |
| 2) Don't touch |
| 3) Don't move your feet. |
| 4) Don't make fucked up faces |
| 5) Don't make a sound. |
| 6) Take clothes off. 6a) Take your clothes off WITH HELP |
| 7) Put your clothes on. 7a) Put your clothes on WITH HELP |
| 8) Does not exist. |
| 9) Smile and Nod. |
| 10) Keep everyone satisfied. (wink wink, smile smile, nod nod, Thumbs Up) |
| 11) Touch me. |
| 12) Be a "D." |
| As authored by the Social Elite: Jenn, Jess, Andy, and myself to help those who weren't blessed with our grace. Peace Out. |
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