Pain is good,
Love is bad,
Horror is funny,
Comedy is sad,
Anger feels nice,
Happiness feels rotten,
Clothes are made from bread,
And pizza�s made from cotton.
Water is dry,
The sun is wet,
Fur you chew,
And food you pet.
Sand is smooth,
Glass is rough,
Rock is soft,
And butter is tough.
Everything�s so confusing,
Nothing�s crystal clear,
But listen to this shrouded wisdom,
And you�ll have everything to fear.