Made by Vivi (c)2004
Once upon a not very long time there was a (more or less) young girl, who was always cheerful, always friendly and always very talkative. She had such a wonderful poopybrown skin, so that everbody called her Poopybrowny. But the young girl had a mean stepmother who was jealous at her poopybrown skin.
The mean stepmother, who was also blessed with wonderful poopybrown skin by the way, couldn't stand anybody else with poopybrown skin beside her. Therefore she asked her Super-High-Tech-DSL-Highspeed-PC:"Computer, computer here in this very room, who here is the most poopbrowny one?"
The PC answered shocking her:"You, oh my queen, are wonderfully poopbrowny, but it's much better to look at Poopybrowny." With an outburst of fury the mean stepmother, who always has to exaggerate, organised a hunter, who was ought to kidnap and kill Poopybrowny.
But the hunter had a gentle heart and let Poopybrowny flee. Then Poopybrowny walked through the deep, dark forest searching for a shelter.
After hours and hours of walking Poopybrowny found a small house at a forest clear. Being exhausted 'coz of walking , she decided to take a break there. She noticed astonished that there was nobody else in the house. Nevertheless she exhaustedly fell asleep.
After waking up she noticed that the lords of the house have returned. 7 Schwaaas were living in the small house and they immediately welcomed her with open arms. They were: Shwea, Shwrissi, Shwaaastrid, Shwicky, Shwosy, Shwonya and Shworothea.
While she lived happily at the 7 Shwaaa's the mean stepmother asked her PC again who the most poopybrowny was...but this time the PC answered again that Poopybrowny was the most poopybrowny one. Angrily the mean stepmother threw the PC out of the window and signed off at T-Online.
Furily the mean stepmother made up a plan to finally push Poopybrowny out of her way. Through her magic forces she got old up to the age of 19 at once, so that Poopybrowny wouldn't recognize her, and made her way to the 7 Shwaaas.
When Poopybrowny saw the dressep up mean stepmother she felt pity for the old, poor granny and bought some of her Cevapcicis. However, what she didn't know was that the Cevapcici were poisoned.
As the 7 Shwaaas returned back home from the institute for foreign languages and background studies at the university of Erlangen-N�rnberg, they noticed that Poopybrowny lay on the floor without moving. As none of them was a doctor they declared that she was dead. Sadly they burried her in a coffin made of plexiglass.
The 7 Shwaas were about to go back home as a prince with his car, which hadn't power steering by the way, smashed against the coffin. 'Coz of the shaking the poisoned piece of Cevapcici tumbled out of Poopybrowny's mouth and she was hale and hearty again. She immediately fell in love with the unknown prince 'coz he knew to count up to 62 on Croatian. And since that day they lived happily ever after...
