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HOLLYWOOD ROMANCE - Union Maid 1, March 6th 2003.

Get this table off my back
And you can help me make a pact
We'll sketch out all our dreams
And we'll write down more elaborate schemes

We can clone ourselves
Despite what they might say
Put them up on an immortal shelf
And save them for a rainy day

Come on, come on
Let's hear that laugh before I make a sound again
Invest yourself in one more trance
It's a uncomplicated jest
That locks you in with all the rest
Well it strangles all the mood
And it keeps your [answer?] good

We could sneak out the back way
Though it looks just like the entrance
Yes it's important what they might say
They all stay put with a vengeance

Come on, come on
Let's hear that laugh before I make a sound again
Invest yourself in one more trance darling
It's on, it's on, it's always on
I know that's what you've found my friend
Subject yourself to this new true Hollywood romance
Romance

You look like Greta Garbo with a 1960's Chevy
*
I look like the Union Maid all dressed up like a man
*
You're so daring, so dashing
- You're so daring, so dashing -
Your skin's as shiny as stars
- Your skin's as shiny as stars -
It's so brilliantly smashing when I sing
La lalala laaaa la la

Come on, come on
Let's hear that laugh before I make a sound again
Invest yourself in one more trance darling
It's on, it's on, I'm always on
I know that's what you've found my friend
Subject yourself to this new true Hollywood romance
Come on come on come on come on
Come on, come on, come on
Come on, come on, come on
*These lines have been heard in many variations
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