French taunter

Quotes:

"I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrrageous accent, you silly king?"

"You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English kannnniggets."

"I don't wanna talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

"Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time."

"Fetchez la vache!"

"Allo, daffy English Ka-niggets ... and Monsieur Arthur King, who has the brain of a duck, you know."

"How you English say: I one more time, mac, unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behaviour? I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second-handed electric donkey-bottom biters!"

"I burst my pimples at you, and call your door-opening request a silly thing! You tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!"

"Illegitimate-faced bugger-folk! And, if you think you got a nasty taunting this time, you ain't heard nothing yet, daffy English ka-niggets…"