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| Had enough of someone? It's the Automatic Complaint Generator!! |
| What happens when you mix the Second Amendment and LGBTA? PinkPistols.org shows you. |
| Secret files, celebrity autopsies, and more. |
| No-wing political commentary, straight from the minds at |
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| Everyone has a homepage these days. |
| Fun with snack cakes. |
| Easily the coolest museum in America - the Mutter Museum in Philadelphia. |
| Online collection of the world's prettiest air sickness bags. |
| We're all gonna die - at least you ought to know when. |
| The Elisabeth Shue Shrine - gosh, she's purty. |
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| I'd rather be smashing imperialism, but first, how do I? |
| Henrik Drescher is a brilliant artist. |
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| Soda Play - I'm not sure why it's so enthralling, but it is. Like Tinkertoys for God. The closest anyone in this era will get to being Noah. Build an ark if it so grabs you. |
| Freaky math art shit that's actually kind of amazing. |
| Don't feel like the USA's doing enough about dyslexic gerbils? Go here. |
| Looking to meet someone...special? This couldn't possibly be the worst place to try. |
| The Square Root of -1 - Lurking somewhere beneath the naive simplicity of Flash plug-ins, there's a covert operation to crack the human genome without crediting any one person. I feel it. |
| Suck in yer gut, check out VIDIOCY, and join the video revolution while it's still credible. |
| now with 77% more distraction, without the empty calories! |
| Find out if the Olsen Twins are legal in your state. |
| Usually, if you want something done right, you do it yourself, but........ |
| BeerAdvocate - like Wine Spectator, but for the people! |
| AND THEN, MY FAVORITE SUB-GENRE OF INTERNET AMUSEMENT - |
| META-KINETICS!! |
| Let your mousepad and innate urge to create guide you through the following exercises of the combination of music, motion, and macrozootic behaviours. If that isn't enough to spark you, feel free to click here to explore the leading label in experimental music. |
| A toast to...toast. Everything you never needed to know about slightly burnt bread. |
| ModifyMe - We are the music makers. We are the dreamers of dreams. We are the people who would be DJs and musicians if we didn't lack dexterity and imagination. |
| Algae Rhythms - Must have something to do with viral strains, the spread and wane of bacterial infection on, uh, looks like a flat Lego piece. Mothers, get out the rubbing alcohol. |
| Lia - OK, I admit it. I don't know what this one is all about. I think it's a simulation for the preponderance of cancer cells during a nuclear attack, but that's just going off the A/V tip. It's probably completely meaningless but for the sake of the medium. |
| It Came From The PetriDish - Lonely? Make friends - literally. Use unidentified strands of DNA (rendered Trivial Pursuit style) to make some hopping, cute lifeforms that you'll want to snuggle with forever and ever and ever and ever..... |
| Alphabet Synthesis Machine - Man is the sole master of language. Language is rendered visibly by carbon by-products. Man is a carbon byproduct. Man evolves. Does language's visible rendering evolve, too? Check it out. |
| Break out your rhinestone crucifix 'cuz here comes Sister Love! |
| We've got a Sig-Alert on the southbound 5 due to some Santas running amok.... |
| Screw that goddamn Magic Eightball! It's time to get serious! Ask the toad! |
| "Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit, kill the WAB-bit, kill kill kill..." - Elmer Fudd |
| Just in time for the holidays - a fun new game. |
| Create your own conspiracy, even if you're not paranoid. You should be, though. |
| You know, laughing at other cultures isn't always a bad thing. |
| Ray Harryhausen. Skeletor. Asian pop. If you like any of those things, you'll like this. |
| Finally, a video game that's fun AND educational....who thought of this? |
| Rockin' all the bitchez from Dusseldorf to Danzig with some Deutschland hip-hop. |
| Some fodder to impress people at UCSD cocktail parties. |
| Someone was sitting on the crapper one day and thought, "Hmmm..." |
| I could try to explain Bad Scary Place, but I'd have to use made-up words. |
| More nonsense with He-Man characters and sped up music. |