Complete Listing

"Believe it or not, Dave can sometimes act like an airhead!"

"I met many amigos at Dave's ESL Cafe."

"Help! We're completely out of ammunition!"

"I'm going to need a lot of antifreeze tonight!"

"This cheap motel is an absolute armpit!"

"I fell on my ass on the ski slopes."

"I cannot be friends when you act like an ass."

"Dave's ESL Cafe is truly awesome!"

"Dave Sperling was born in 1961, so he's considered a baby boomer."

"I really had a ball in Dave's ESL class."

"After getting kicked in the balls, his voice seemed much higher."

"Disneyland is really a bang!"

"Japanese sake really has a bang!"

"My dog barfed all over the carpet."

"Don't step on the barf!"

"That restaurant was a real barf-out."

"Has Dennis really taught a bazillion students?"

"Do you wanna play b-ball with me?"

"I've worked for this company for ten years, but I still don't have beans."

"I'm really beat because I was awake all night."

"He wants to buy a beemer when he makes more money."

"I was hoping to get my homework completed, but it's no biggie. "

"Dave used to be a biker until he got into a serious motorcycle accident."

"My boss can be such a bitch sometimes."

"Stop bitching and finish your homework!"

"I like my friend Steve, even though he can be really bitchy."

"Stalone has a great bod!"

"If Dave works too hard, he sometimes goes slightly bonkers!"

"I made a booboo on the last question of the exam."

"Benjamin is always in front of the boob tube."

"The ESL party was fun, even though there wasn't any booze."

"Dave's ESL Cafe is totally boss!"

"Can I borrow some bread?"

"Every morning Dave needs a fresh cup of brew."

"Do you want another brew, dude?"

"I love drinking brewskies!"

"I'm tired of listening to your B.S."

"That's a bunch of bull!"

"I don't like people that bullshit me"

"Don't stare at my buns!"

"I'm completely bushed."

"Stop sitting on your butt and help me wash the dishes!"

"Let's go to the beach and catch some rays."

"Why are you wearing such cheesy clothes?"

"Don't be such a chicken!"

"Dave's ESL Cafe is totally cool!"

"If you drink and drive, you'll end up spending time in the cooler."

"Why did I have to marry such a couch potato?"

"My furniture is a bunch of cheap crap."

"Yuck! I stepped on dog crap!"

"I've had enough of your crap."

"His wife almost decked him when he returned home with lipstick on his shirt."

"Gambling is a dicey occupation."

"I wish I had more dinero!"

"My ex-boyfriend was dirt."

"Stop looking at the pictures in that dirty magazine!"

"If you keep acting so dorky, you'll never get a girlfriend!"

"That's really cool, dude!"

"Dave gave a dynamite presentation."

"I'd love to surf the Net, but unfortunately my computer is a dinosaur."

"Since I don't make much money, I always purchase the el cheapo brand."

"Your car is really evil!"

"Dave eyeballed his daughter's new boyfriend."

"Wow, that girl is truly an eyepopper!"

"Dave's ESL Cafe is really fab!"

"I think it's time we had a face-off."

"It's embarrassing to fart on the first date."

"This morning I had a fender-bender on the Ventura Freeway."

"I waited four hours for my flaky friend to show up."

"In Little Tokyo I had a flashback to my days living in Japan."

"Let's go out tonight and watch a flick."

"Is it true that Dave is a fox?"

"My trip to New York was a freebie."

"Dave's dog is always trying to French kiss him!"

"Bill Gates is kind of a geek."

"Sorry, but I just don't get it."

"Let's get naked tonight!"

"There must be a glitch in this softwware."

"This project is causing me to go bananas!"

"Stop acting like a gomer!"

"What a goof you are!"

I really goofed on the test today."

"Stop goofing off and help me clean the house!"

"A goof-off never does well in school"

"Oh no! I really goofed up!"

"Kids always make me feel goofy!"

"Have you washed your grabbers, Benjamin?"

"He's making over a hundred grand a year!"

"Have you ever smoked grass?"

"Where's the grub?!"

"I always feel grubby in the morning."

"Grungy people are not allowed in Dave's house!"

"Dave is getting a big gut because he loves chocolate ice cream and beer!"

"It took a lot of guts to ask his boss for a raise."

"Let's get to the guts of Dave Sperling!"

"The steep and windy road was really hairy."

"Hang a left at the next corner."

"Hang a right at the next corner."

"I really need to use the head!"

"She's a really hep student."

"Wow! Is that a hickey on your neck?"

"He really tries hard to be hip."

"You'll find a lot of hookers in the red light district."

"Red wine seems to make my boyfriend horny. "

"Brad Pitt is really hot now."

"Wow! Cindy Crawford is really hot!"

"American supermarkets are humungous."

"I don't know about you, but I've got the hungries."

"Children often get hyper when they are tired."

"The food is really icky in the school cafeteria."

"If you want to order a beer, you'll need your I.D."

"Sorry, but I'm outta here, dude."

"Ray-Ban sunglasses are really in now."

"Tom Cruise has really beautiful ivories."

"Will you please stop jacking around?"

"If you're in a jam, I promise to help you."

"I'd love to jam with Bon Jovi!"

"Dave's ESL Cafe is really jamming!"

"How could you go out with such a jerk?"

"Do you really have a jillion problems?"

"I've never been much of a jock."

"Where's the john?"

"I could retire with 100 K (k)!"

"I wish I could kick back at the beach today."

"My dog finally kicked off."

"Wow, your boyfriend is killer!"

"Don't knock it unless you've tried it."

"Benjamin is already a knockout!"

"Stop acting like a kook!"

"I always feel laid back at the beach."

"Dave is really lame when is comes to fixing his car."

"My students are always giving me lip!"

"Why are you dating such a loser?"

"Is it possible for Dave to lose his love handles?"

"You really luck out by visiting Dave's ESL Cafe!"

"Teachers don't like students to make waves."

"I'm happy to the max."

"American restaurants serve mega portions of food."

"It takes megabucks to live in Japan."

"I'm feeling very mellow this evening."

"I'm sick of this mickey-mouse job."

"I don't want any monkey bites tonight, okay?"

"Let's munch out on a large pizza!"

"I know nada about politics."

"Isn't my new car neat?"

"Why are you so noid?"

"This world had too many nukes."

"Sorry, but I accidentally nuked your e-mail message."

"Can you nuke this frozen pizza for me?"

"Why are you always acting like a nut?"

"I'm a nut about computers."

"Don't ever kick me in the nuts."

"My boss is an okay person."

"Dave is an okay person."

"Can I sleep at your pad tonight?"

"Let's party tonight!"

"Dave has been known to sometimes be a party animal."

"Get your paws off me!"

"I love my job, but the pay is peanuts."

"I always have to pee after drinking beer."

"He got pickled on vodka."

"Dave is famous for pigging out on chocolate ice cream."

"My dog pissed on me!"

"I'm really pissed (off) at you."

"Why does he always get plastered?"

"Can I sleep at your pad tonight?"

"What's the poop on Michael Jackson?"

"Be careful not to step on dog poop."

"I got pooped out after spending eight hours at Disneyland."

"Who's on the pot?"

"It's easy to buy pot in the big city."

"She's really a pro at golf."

"Stay away from that psycho!"

"Alcohol makes some people puke."

"I'm really pumped (up) about Dave's ESL Cafe!"

"My girlfriend slapped me right on the puss."

"Dave is the quarterback of Dave's ESL Cafe."

"The mechanic did a quick and dirty repair on my car."

"Small kids can make a lot of racket."

"The Tobacco Industry is quite a racket."

"I've been in the ESL racket for fourteen years."

"She's always ranking her teacher."

"I thought I loved you, but now I know you're really a rat."

"Will you please stop razzing me?"

"Dave fell on his rear (end)."

"Jim Carrey is a riot!"

"Someone ripped off my car."

"I paid $10,000 for my computer. What a rip off!"

"Dave's ESL class is really rocking!"

"That rumor is a bunch of rubbish."

"Dave has a couple of rug rats at home."

"Oh no! I've got the runs!"

"I can easily scarf an entire banana split."

"I screwed up on the driving test, so I didn't pass."

"Why are you such a screw-up?"

"Don't hang around with that kind of scum."

"Those are really cool shades!"

"Let's shoot some hoops!"

"Those are really awesome silks!"

"It takes a lot of smarts to become a doctor."

"Stop acting like a smurfbrain!"

"I got snookered into buying swamp land in Florida."

"I'm usually a sofa spud on Sunday."

"Dave's ESL Cafe is totally solid!"

"It's been raining for seven solid days."

"I didn't know that you wore specs."

"Let's split from here now."

"She might be small, but she's got a lot of spunk."

"I'm really stoned (out), dude!"

"Since Dave is from Los Angeles, he's very street smart."

"That song really sucks!"

"My dog just did a technicolor yawn all over the carpet!"

"I need to borrow a hundred thou."

"My wife spent $900 on new threads."

"My grandfather has a bad ticker."

"Wow! That's a really cool ticker!"

"You have to wear tints in California."

"That's totally awesome, dude!"

"I studied to the max."

"Thank goodness that Dave's ESL Cafe is not a turkey!"

"Turkeys are not allowed to work for this company."

"Bad breath is a real turn-off."

"I've asked you umpteen times to show me the money!"

"Dave needs to definitely unlax with his family."

"She got sick and upchucked three times."

"Why are you so uptight?"

"She drives a vanilla car."

"The Midwest is too vanilla for me."

"It's dangerous to carry a big wad in your pocket."

"A lot of people get wasted in the streets of New York."

"If you want to live in Los Angeles, you've got to get some wheels"

"Dave's ESL Cafe is definitely not whitebread!"

"Einstein was a whiz in Physics."

"I really have to take a whiz."

"Don't be so wimpy!"

"I really need to get some winks"

"That is totally wrongo!"

"Stop yanking me, okay?"

"Dave is a Yank."

"If you don't work hard, you'll end up a zero."

"I don't know zip about you."

"I need something that will give me more zip. "