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EVANGELINE STA. MARIA -- "Mama"

The Big Momma. Expert in surveillance techniques, as well as torture methods. Ilokana by birth, nature, and skin color. Knows all, sees all, hears all. Loves loud colors--"So I don't get run over". Pleasantly plump; enjoys eating. Good cook but claims to hate the activity. Retired nurse. Best mom on earth. Seeking employment again, preferrably as body double for Uma Thurman.

AURORA STA. MARIA -- "Au-dee"

Eldest and therefore bossiest in the family, next to mother. Proud graduate of CRC (Center for Rich Children). Facial features are unmistakably Chinese, indicating questionable genetic background. Recently promoted from Customer Service Supervisor to (malay ko). Desperately seeking male partner-for-life, as her fondest dream is to be...a housewife.

RAMONA STA. MARIA -- "Ranie"

National jetski champion and recipient of the Screwball Award. Commercial model for hair and teeth products. Weighs ninety pounds dripping wet. Hyper. Maniacal. Hates shopping. Loves fancy underwear. Frustrated singer. Greatest wish: to be normal.

NICOLE STA. MARIA -- "Nicole"

The poster child for apathy--"Mind your own life. But make sure to get one first." Sarcasm queen in both English and Filipino. Studies in Canada to achieve an International Baccalaureate diploma. Claim to fame: core member of the Youth Choir 1999 National Champion, the Zobel Losers. Aspires to be left alone, especially when suffering from PMDD.