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| Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end. |
| Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life. |
| To me, it was apples and oranges. Specifically, I had some apple pie and a glass of orange juice at lunch today. My point? It was delicious. - Eric D. Snider (Click on his name to read the whole column.. its hilarious!!) |
| In a move that could be described as nothing less than: Strateegery. - Will Ferrel as George W. Bush on SNL |
| I love you, you know. I know. Everyone tells me how pretty I am; they pinch my cheeks and say, "She's so pretty!" I hate it. You're conceited. - Mike Myers and Nicole Kidman on SNL |
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| Service is like wetting your pants: Everyone sees the effects, but only you can feel the warmth. |
| What if the Hokey Pokey is REALLY what it's all about?? |
| Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you. |
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| Never frown because you never know who's falling in love with your smile. |
| Life is fragile, handle with prayer. |
| I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And since he is so busy, you should run up to him real fast and give it to him. - Jack Handey "Deep Thoughts" |
| I like my pie alamode. - Voice Male |
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| Are you SERIOUS?? - Shannon :) |
| Puh-weez Mr. Pwesident, this is a vewy seewious madder! - That's My Bush |
| Rabbit is good, Rabbit is wise. - Twister |
| Brrr.. it cold in here! There must be some Toros in the atmosphere!! - Bring It On |
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| New quotes will be added every now and again, so check back! This page was last updated on August 25th. |
| Don't worry about it. It's understanding that allows people like us to tolerate a person like you. - Ferris Bueller's Day Off |
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| Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal. - Henry Ford |
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| Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy! - Chandler on Friends |
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| You know what really heats up my blood? When I see those construction workers treating all that beautiful soil like dirt! - Professor Jim Kennedy |
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| I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'. - Bob Newhart |
| I discovered that I scream the same way, whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white, or if a piece of seawood touches my foot. - Axl Rose |
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| Debating religion is pointless anyway because to debate one uses proof and proof denies faith, and without faith there is no religion. - Trey Duskin |
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