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| Just another "About Me" page |
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| Funny picture... hehe. My old roommate is the one on the left with his butt to the flame, and a buddy of mine is the guy on the right. I'm the dork taking the picture. |
| A ficticious interveiw, just so you all get to know me: Interview guy: So Brian... First question, how are you doing today? Me: What the hell is that supposed to mean?? How am I doing today? HOW AM I DOING TODAY?? Well, let me ask YOU something Mr. Interview guy, how are YOU doing today?? IG: ... ummm... well... I've been better. Me: Oh... Well, I'm sorry to hear that. What's wrong, women troubles? IG: No no, not that. Me: Ok, so we're in agreement here. I belive you have some questions for me? IG: Oh, of course! So... first question, where are you from? Me: Well, I'm originally from Idaho, but joined the navy last june and moved to Connecticut. After that, I moved on over to Pearl Harbor Hawaii, to my submarine. Hey, now that we're buddies and all... do you mind letting these guys with the guns leave? They're starting to bother me, and that guy over there keeps coming on to me. IG: What are you talking about? What guy? Me: That guy over there!! Yeah I'm talking about you bub!! IG: Uhhh... Brian? That's an electrical outlet. Me: Oh.... well, yeah. IG: Riiiiight. So how old are you? Me: Your head looks like a potato. Heh, potato... IG: Ummm... are you really up to this today? Should I come back another time? Me: Are you trying to tell me when and where I should be? What, are you my personal organizer now? Should I call you my little interview palm pilot guy?? "Hey, while I'm answering stupid questions, I can check my e-mail and stocks! Bad ass!" Dipshit, you're starting to annoy me. IG: I-I think I'm going to come back some other time. Me: I think you're going to stay here and finish your stupid interview!! Or maybe you'd prefer my rifle telling you? IG: WHAT? NO! No, stop, stop ple- *BLAM* What the...? I'm not dead! Me: This is MY interview, remember? If I don't want you to die, you don't die. IG: I'm sorry, I'll be go-AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Me: I didn't say you could talk... IG: Yeah.. sorry abou that... can, can I have my pancreas back? Please? Me: Goodnight everybody!! |
| The Boring Stuff Name: Brian Age: 19 Occupation: US Navy, A.K.A. professional janitor How do I make you like me? Show up to my place naked. How do I make you like me a whole lot? Show up to my place naked with food. If you could be any kind of silverware, what would you be? WHAT?? Likes: Music, Movies, Internet geek stuff, non-internet geek stuff, chalupas, anime, Jaygermiester, pissing people off who've pissed him off, etc etc, saying etc. Having time to sit around and make pointless websites. Dislikes: Crappy Music, Stupid Movies, internet geek stuff, non-internet geeks, the fact that they always put tomatoes in his chalupas even though he explicitlly says no tomatoes, anime-porn, Jaygermiester the second time around, getting pissed off by idiots, etc etc, people who say etc too much. People who have so much time on their hands they can sit around and make pointless websites. |
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