YEARBOOK

Every year, a select group of students partake in a combined effort to chronicle the passing of the school year. Although it seems like there is nothing wrong with this club, it has been discovered by the Official CrimsonTOE news team that Yearbook is actually a cleverly veiled coverup of what appears to be a booming child porn venture.

Ok, so i'm lying through my teeth. But wouldn't it be really cool if something was going on that we, the public had no clue of but according to a source that will remain annonymous (Sandra Kang) Yearbook is simply "a place where we take a bunch of pictures, and a bunch of words, publish it, sell it and hopefully people buy it." When we decided to dig deep to the root of the problem, it was discovered that there was infact a problem with the squeeky clean yearbook image. "Sometimes people use yearbook as a personal revenge vehicle That's just wrong. For example, Dick Hall." Of course when the issue of dissention amongst the ranks was pushed, Sandra immediately broke out the Kung-Fu and tore the arms off my camera man. So i guess it seems that Yearbook is simply a normal woburn club, where nothing interesting happens, and everything is done by the book and with clockwork percision...
HA! NOT BLOODY LIKELY! After holding several members of Yearbook hostage in a columbian brothel with nothing to eat but spam and olives, The CrimsonTOE news network has "elicited" several factual testamonials from the participants.

TOP 10 Q/A WITH YEARBOOK

1) How much alcohol is consumed in a week?
-New 0 tolerance policy is in place so none in school. Out of school on the other hand...

2) If you could fire people, who would be the first       to the the old heave-ho?
-Well, most of our lackys have been fired but it would probably be Shawn Joseph. He wears a Tilli hat. OH! and Dixon.

3) SEXIEST MAN IN WOBURN!
-There's just so many of Rahoul...

4) Should there be a condom dispenser installed in        the darkroom?
-NICKI: Not this year
-MENDE: That's just because i'm not there!
-NICKI: You can't get a STD from your right hand.

5) Isn't Rachael Leigh Cook the greatest?
-Not as good as Hitoshi!

6) What is the nastiest thing found while cleaning         up the yearbook office?
-Beer filled shoe.

7) What is the best thing about yearbook?
-The funny wall. We have lots of photos so we can use them for innapropriate purposes.

8) What is the worst thing about yearbook?
-Stupid people asking to put pics in the yearbook.

9) Should the yearbook office have a separate              ventilation system?
-YES! Have you smelled the darkroom?

10) Ok, ask me anything.
-MENDE: How's your mom toe?
-TOE: How's... Shit...