| EUGENE & DEREK'S SISTER |
| Yeah, I know... I can only refer to her as derek's sister. I know she's all grown up and all. Sigh memories of all those years in churchill... Anywho, she stays as derek's sister. So... Who da thunk good ol' Euggie would ever appear on this page, but anybody who isn't hellen keller would realize that something interesting is happening. Who knows if they really are doing stuff or not. This site is only about brainless speculation without anything real facts to back it up. PROS -THEY'RE SO SWEET TOGETHER -Eugene has a car. Car's are always good for going out and doing "stuff" -Everyone knows and doesn't hate derek's sister. -Simon gets a point in the singles pool -Dereks sister gets support from Eugene when fighting derek over use of House/Car/Bathroom CONS -Derek has to defend dereks sister's honour -Eugene gets drawn into the mindless void that is SAC -Dereks sister gets drawn into the mindless void that is STEP FINALE Everything is fine and dandy until Eugene gets his combination rocket launcher/Flamethrower/Bastard sword. Dereks sister gets decapitated from Eugenes Impromptu show and tell. Eugene spends the rest of his life saving the world as his alter ego CAPTAIN RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everything previous to this is a wonderous time filled with drivin' , pac mallin' , and Bubble teain'. COMPATABILITY 69% (it's prolly higher) |