| CJ & TINA |
| TOE! What the brud are you smoking?!! Yeah yeah i know it's not exactly the best couple, but i'm running out of gifted girls, and i gotta use CJ! Well you know what?! This is MY frigging site and i can write whatever i wanna write! I should send a special shoutout to tina for helping me out on this one. You truly are the queen of queens. Except for latifah. She's just to bad assed. PROS -CJ has thing for white girls (HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!) -Tina has thing for chubby asian men -CJ has future with money, Tina's a "money ho" -Tina doesn't mind diminutive wang -CJ's a Demon in the sack CONS -Tina is jealous of Brittney Spears. -Tina don't like Brittney Spears FINALE CJ is unable to keep up with Tina's fast paced raver chic lifestyle, and passes out in a pool of his vomit and other bodily fluids. Wakes up to find himself surrounded by several naked women in Cancun. Finds 20 million USD in a briefcase, and goes on an amazing adventure that nobody believes cuz hey, it's CJ! Nothing this fantastic could happen to him! COMPATABILITY 50% |