| HEY HEY! Toe here! I know my hiyo counterparts are busy with the updating frenzy, and being the spineless toad that I am, I've also decided to enter the fray. I dunno how well this is gonna turn out, but like most things that I do, I'll survive to screw up another day. Before continuing onwards, I want you all to realize one thing. While you are all leading productive lives, this idiot is desperately trying to come up with material that will most likely disgust and annoy people, so be proud fellow citizens! Your days of sorrow and anguish end here! After all, how can you feel sorry for yourself when someone like myself is up and about? HAVE YOU SEEN MY GIANT WANG DANCE?! HOW CAN YOU BE SAD IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE GIANT WANG SHUFFLE?! AH HA HA HA HA... oh man, i'm pathetic... |
