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| BIG WILLY |
| A.k.a. William Jacob From the mean streets of London, Will was brought up in a land full of soccer riots and barfights, and as a result has a layer of gray, leathery skin to protect him from attacks. His only weakness is a soft spot on the back of his neck, which must be poked with a .5 mechanical pencil to subdue him. Otherwise, if provoked, Will transforms into Big Willy, folding his ears into themselves and using his overdeveloped pitching arm to hurl frozen chunks of holy water and pocket bibles at evil supervillains. Known as a trickster, Will in his normal form will often lull his opponents into a false sense of security, feigning stupidity by claiming that Tina is the hottest S Club 7 member before clobbering them as Big Willy. Strength 4 Intelligence 5 Speed 7 Weirdness 8 |