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| THE LOUNGE APE |
| A.k.a. Mark Laver. Perhaps the worlds greatest bank robber, the Lounge Ape can not only use his huge hairy arms to tear the vault door off it's hinges, but he can send any amount of security guards into a euphoric calm by playing his hypnotic saxophone. Built from the same flute that the pied piper of Hamlen used, it can knock anybody out with it's haunting melodies. Perhaps it's only weakness is his need to be either sitting, lounging, schmoozing, or maxin' and relaxin'. This is usually the perfect time to capture him, but for some reason, everyone who tries is mesmerized by his sexy good looks. Strength 7 Intelligence 7 Speed 2 Weirdness 7 |