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| THA BAD-ASSINATOR |
| A.k.a. Allen chen Able to change into the baddest ass this side of the tracks, this transformation makes him not only intimidating to the tallest baller west of Jane, but it also makes the hardest finite question seem like a piece of cake (as shown in the picture). By increasing his lip size to 4X the normal volume, the Bad-Assinator is able to use his vicious lipsmack on any unwary villain. Strength 6 Intelligence 7 Speed 5 Weirdness 4 |