Hi!~ <('.'<) This is Kirby. He says "Hi!" (>'.')> <('.'<) This is Kirby's best friend, Herby. They're best friends for life! ()_) <3 <('.'<) Kirby loves marshmellows. They're his favorite food. ()_) ()_) <3<3<3 <(^_^<) Even though Kirby loves marshmellows, he thinks you shouldn't try them. You'll get addicted. And that's bad. And then... You'll DIE. But look how happy he looks when HE eats them! [($)] <3 <($.$<) Kirby also loves money. He thinks it makes the world go round. _ _ _ _ _ _<('.'<)_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ One day, Kirby is walking along... (>'.')> <('.'<) And then he sees female Kirby. She's hott!~ <('.'<) Kirby thinks she's hott. (>'.')> <3 <('.'<) So he falls in love with her. (>'.')> <3 <('.'<) <('_'<) But then one day his girlfriend falls in love with another boy Kirby. <(;.;<) Kirby is crushed. (>'.')> ~It's okay, man. <('.'<) Herby comes over and cheers Kirby up. <('.'<) <('.'<) <('.')> (>'.'<) (>'.')> (>'.')> Feeling better, Kirby and Herby dance for hours. <('.'<) <('.'<) But then Herby starts getting close. <(O.O<)<(^_^<) A little TOO close. _ _ _ _ _ _ _<(;.;<)_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Devistated at his friend's actions, Kirby runs away. ()_) [($)] <('.'<) Using all his money, he buys marshmellows. ()_) ()_) ()_) ()_) <(^_^<) Kirby eats all his marshmellows and becomes happy. <(*.*<) The next morning, Kirby is found dead. R.I.P, Kirby. You lived a tramautic life. ()_) The moral of the story is: Don't eat marshmellows! Or you'll die! The End. |
