How to annoy your teachers:
Language arts/english- If your teacher asks if anyone has questions, ask a very long question with tons of huge words so they can work it out.
History/social studies/social sciences- Dress up in an indian costume or a pioneer costume and tell your teacher that you want to get the feel of history.
Science- Grab two tubes, fill one up with water and the other half full of water, then start pouring one into the other and keep doing that until the teacher asks, when they do say "I'm experimenting with science like on Dexter's laboratory."
Math- Make up a big equation and memorize it, then pretend to sleep and when the teacher calls your name to answer a question or to wake you up, pretend to be woken up shocked and say that equation really fast.
Gym/P.E.- When the teacher asks you to run and not talk to your friends, go in a running motion, but running slowly alongside with a friend and speak jibberish with them.
Tests- If you have a sheet where you have to fill in bubbles, take your time to fill them in nice and neatly, if the teacher asks what you're doing, tell them "I'm filling them in nice and neatly like the example."
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