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My 10 wishes for St Patrick's Day
By Tika
1) Domenique is magically
cured of Cancer
2) Blue gets on his knees
and tells me he loves me
3) All my friends hook up with their crushes:
a) Domenique gets with the "Stalker"
b) Dani gets with "Fuzzy B"
c) Jen confesses her feelings to that person
and gets with that famous person she loves
and
d) Jess finds a really hot guy that resembles Joey
4) Poppinfresh returns my Mojo
5) World peace and stuff
6) Puffin takes over the world
and creates a state of total Anarchy
7) Kevin gets laid (I couldn't resist, Dom)
8) Jennifer (Miss Roselli) and "Uncle Rob" get married
9) Someone opens Brian's eyes
so he can see all obstacles in his way
10) Everyone realizes its Walbowns, not Waldbaums