Pick Up Lines
1. Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much
when you have a weak heart.
2. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
3. Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went
into this cheap motel room across the street.
4. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves
from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
5. The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
6. Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give
you notice that I noticed you too.
7. I only have 24 hours to live.
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