Well I was walking down the street
Goin' 'bout my business
An some punk in a red car
Starts givin' me the finger
So I Stop and turn his way
Looked at him real nice
Said "hey man...I'll probably tell you twice"

That you're an asshole
An asshole
You're an A-S-S-H-O-L-E
A-S-S-H-O-L-E

Well that lil' red car
Sped off in a hurry
So I thought to myself
I ain't gotta worry
Then this lady with 2 kids
Must've heard my story..

She looked me in the eyes
then Spat in My Face
So I sighed to myself
Said "This just ain't my day"
So I grinned real nice
And said "Lady...this is what your problem is..."

You're an asshole
An Asshole
You're an A-S-S-H-O-L-E
A-S-S-H-O-L-E

Well the Lady took off
With a child in each arm
So I laughed to myself
And Found my way home
I looked in the mirror
Said "What A Disgrace"

But some lady called
coulda sworn I knew her
So I asked for her name
And It hit me right then..
She was my girlfriend
and Now i know my own problem...

So I'm an Asshole
An Asshole
Yes, I'm an A-S-S-H-O-L-E
an A-S-S-H-O-L-E