During rehearsals for the production of Oliver (in which Rikki was a bit of a legend and Lizzie has never been the same since!) we have diligently, nay, passionately a few of many quotes (innuendo's) that master Hammond did unwittingly say. Some are scary, some are brilliant and some are plain odd, but all are pure classics.We hope you enjoy marvelling in the world of Rik.
Lots of love
James and Darryl
"They're all juicy parts"
"Sugar and spice and all things nice, it's what little girls are made of"
"You're a nice young lad aren't you"
"She likes it warm"
To Lizzie: "Ill tell you what I'm into"
"I'm a fiddler"
"I do love fiddling"
"Do you want me bent over?"
"That's what you get for repetetive wrist movements"
"You need to soil it"
"I'm breaking it now"
Whilst stroking Jason: "mmm......padding"
"I'll sit on you if you don't move"
"My piece is just very, very short"
"What's wrong with dogs?"
"I said rump"
"I'm going over my bits with Lizzie"
"Anyone got a long stick? It needs to be about 5 or 6 inches"
"Are you coming?"
"If you do that again, I'll do something indescribable"
"I've got a mimiature one"
Whilst stroking Jason (again): "ooohh that's good"
"I'm getting it tonight"
"I'm the only pervert around here"
"That's a long one"
"There is nothing wrong with a bit of bush"
"The green bushes...the ones that you can trim"
"Everyone has their own techniques"
"Surprise me"
"Have you still got it? I lost it ages ago"
"I don't even need to try anymore"
"If you scratch my camera, I'll scratch your arse!"
"If you had seen me with an erection, you would have seen the Eiffel Tower!"
"Just call me Double T, for Tony Tang"
"Cluck off before I extract your giblets and shove a large seasoned onion between the lips you never kissed with!"
"Fuck damages, I'll damage you!"
"Hmm, it's quite bushy!" - said by James Jefferies
"It's so hard you won't be able to keep it in" - said by Daniel Wenman
"I don't find women physically attractive - said by James Jefferies
"My anus will stay a virgin" - said by James Jefferies