Why Do Guys do the things they do?
Why do guys do the things they do? I have no clue. Anyway, here is a small list of some of the questions we are probably never going to find the answer to.
1.have such problems gabbing and gossiping?
2.observe the 3 day rule before phoning a girl for the first time?
3.refuse to leave a message on your answering machine?
4.flip out if you talk on the phone when they're at your house?
5.watch tv while they're on the phone with you?
6.say they'll call saturday night but don't till sunday?
7.call you and say "hi it's me" when you answer,then get offended when you don't automatically know who "me" is?
8.say they'll call and never do?
9.keep it to themselves when they like a girl?
10.practically coat a girl's face with spit when all they really want to do is kiss her?
11.find it nearly impossible to be buds with a chick?
12.love to look at women in shorts and short skirts but don't want their girlfriends to look that way?
13.seem oblivious when their girl gets a new haircut?
14.get off on giving hickeys?
15.check out other chicks when they are with you?
16.usually give lame gifts?
17.say they like the natural type and drool over playboy centerfolds?
18.feel compelled to talk about their ex's in front of you?
19.spit,fart,burp,pick their noses and other gross things?
20.always seem to be adjusting their package?
21.love to belch the alphabet?
22.sometimes wear underwear for 2 days in a row,go all day without brushing their teeth,skip showering for 2 days?
23.enjoy picking their scabs?
24.think it's totally ok to sniff their armpits?
25.always lift their shirt and rub their abs up and down?
26.not seem to care about what they wear?
27.wear the same sneakers for a year?
28.insist on growing facial hair even though it looks like a chia pet?
29.have no clue what to do with their hair?
30.have to indenify with one style (surfer,rappers,jock,skater)and never experiment with anything else?
31.look like they spent 5 mins getting ready?
32.hate to dress up but when they do they look so cute?
33.never seem to get tired of saying "yeah baby" in that Austin Powers voice?
34.go crazy for beef jerky,chili dogs,and other gasy foods?
35.love those stupid kung fu movies?
36.find pro wrestling matches utterly fascinating?
37.insist on giving each other wedgies?
38.dig watching dirty movies on tv?
39.act like kindergarten classmates within secs of getting together?
40.flip over fooshball?
41.live for geeky sci-fi movies?
42.seem unable to admit when another guy is good-looking?
43.never admit they are wrong?
44.love to wash and wax their car?
45.memorize every sport stat but forget your b-day?
46.consider themselves authorities on everything?
47.spend $100 on cds but consider your purchase of $50 shoes is a waster of money?
48.always put down star studs we love?
49.guzzle down sport drinks when laying on the couch?
50.douse themselves in colonge?
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