This page will consist of Carlin's stroke-of-genius conversations. Or just ones that I find amusing ;D


Sparkosity: We should arrange a strategy.
Sparkosity: Like "Hey Carlin, what are you doing this friday night?"
Sparkosity: "Why I don't know, Madelynne. What are you doing?"
periwin7: hahahahahahahahahaha
Sparkosity: "I don't have any plans. Hmm. Perhaps we should do something
together." Sparkosity: "Why that's a brilliant plan, Madelynne! Michelle, do you have any ideas?"
periwin7: michelle will think i forgot her plan!
Sparkosity: LOL
Sparkosity: Orrrr. I could say "I miss being a little kid and doing little kid things."
Sparkosity: And then you could say "What kind of little kid things, Carlin?"
periwin7: yes do it!
Sparkosity: and I could say, "Like playing tag and have SLEEPOVERS."
periwin7: lol, you didn't even tell me what
Sparkosity: And you could say "Sleepovers! Wow, I loved having those."
Sparkosity: It's brilliant.
Sparkosity: ;)
periwin7: then i should be like
periwin7: "michelle, are we still having that sleepover?"
Sparkosity: Too obvious. I work with subtlety.


Sparkosity: I'm writing a novel.
Smart cookie827: really
smart cookie827: what about
Sparkosity: lol.
Sparkosity: it's so dorky.
Sparkosity: I started it last november, and gave up. But I've recently began again.
Sparkosity: It is set in 1770.
smart cookie827: that's a good time period
Sparkosity: And is essentially my way of venting that the american colonists were stupid and the british were right :P
smart cookie827: ok then
Sparkosity: It's a lovely story about a 16 year old girl, whose father is a staunch loyalist, and whose brother is a rebelling son of liberty (*gasp*) and she sides with her father, (cause the sons of liberty keep threatening her father and such because he's a merchant and was having issues with the boycotts, you know, all that good AP US stuff) And... then she meets Will Holcombe (That is my new favorite name), who is her bro's friend...
Sparkosity: etc, etc. And in the end, she will betray her father, and Will will die, and it will be SAD. and the moral of the story is: You should have been a loyalist!
smart cookie827: that is such a carlin story
Sparkosity: I know. It's amazing.

Sparkosity: Hmm. Rather untalkative?
Sparkosity: Ah well. I actually think I could talk to nobody and be happy
Sparkosity: Actually, that sounds rather good.
sMarT cOoKiE 827: sleepy
Sparkosity: Hey. Don't come back.
Sparkosity: Shoo, I'm trying to talk to nobody ;P
Sparkosity: It's easier. If you don't think anyone is truly listening, you can say whatever you want.
Sparkosity: Have you ever took a step back and looked at your life from a (metaphorically, obviously) objective point of view?
Sparkosity: Like, successes, failures, and everything in between. And tried, objectively, to figure out what's right, what's wrong. What to change?
Sparkosity: It's very interesting.
Sparkosity: Confusing as well.
Sparkosity: I do wonder how things would be different, if I were different.
Sparkosity: If I'd done things differently.
Sparkosity: But c'est la vie. There is no way to tell. That is life, in the most literal sense of the cliche.
Sparkosity: I'm done with my rant, you're allowed to speak again.


Sparkosity: I'm watching the Oscars.
Sparkosity: About to announce Best Actress...
Sparkosity: and it's Nicole Kidman. Yay. I like her.
daydreamgirl420: yep me too
Sparkosity: lol, cool.
daydreamgirl420: yep
Sparkosity: lol, I only like her because I looooove Moulin Rouge.
daydreamgirl420: lolol
Sparkosity: Ick. Her mascara is going to smudge.
daydreamgirl420: i like the accent
Sparkosity: Me too. Accents are fun.
Sparkosity: British accents are soooooo lovely on guys.
Sparkosity: We need some British exchange students I think.
daydreamgirl420: totallllly
Sparkosity: Some really nice dark-haired, light eyed british boys who happen to sit next to me in every class...
Sparkosity: I would really enjoy that.
daydreamgirl420: escorts
daydreamgirl420: you could show them around.;.for a year
Sparkosity: ooh... I'd be like "here is my broom closet. Why don't we just step inside for a better look?"
Sparkosity: Escort. Such a lovely idea.



Sparkosity: You should sing One Day I'll Fly Away for your senior solo.
Sparkosity: I follow the night, can't stand the light,
Eckeltricity4: i like that song
Sparkosity: When will I return, to live again
Eckeltricity4: I'm going to download it
Eckeltricity4: who is that originally by?
Sparkosity: Er, I don't remember.
Eckeltricity4: oh well
Sparkosity: I'll find out.
Eckeltricity4: I'm supposed to start thinking this year about what song to do
Sparkosity: You can probably buy moulin rouge sheet music.
Sparkosity: www.sheetmusicplus.com is the best
Eckeltricity4: I'm thinking of maybe doing "What i did For Love"
Sparkosity: No.
Sparkosity: ODIFA
Sparkosity: Much better.
Eckeltricity4: why not?
Eckeltricity4: that is a good song!
Eckeltricity4: ah
Eckeltricity4: yes you want me to do that
Eckeltricity4: I'm downloading it
Sparkosity: Good stuff.
Sparkosity: The Nicole Kidman version?
Eckeltricity4: yeah
Eckeltricity4: there's anoher one by Randy Crawford
Eckeltricity4: but I don't know who that is
Sparkosity: That
Sparkosity: is not the original either
Eckeltricity4: ah
Sparkosity: It's from like the 50s
Eckeltricity4: it's done
Eckeltricity4: I follow... the night.....
Sparkosity: Can't stand the light
Sparkosity: When will I return to live again?
Eckeltricity4: one day I''l flyyyyy away
Sparkosity: Leave all this to yesterday
Sparkosity: why live life from dream to dream
Sparkosity: and dread the day when dreaming ends
Eckeltricity4: i'm sad to say I don't know all the words
Sparkosity: :P
Sparkosity: Learn them
Eckeltricity4: I should find the music
Eckeltricity4: wow, this song is hardly the top of my range
Eckeltricity4: actually, most of it is pretty low, except for that one huge crscendo part
Sparkosity: right
Sparkosity: It's sooooo dramatic though
Eckeltricity4: maybe I could actually do that
Sparkosity: And all soft and mysterious
Eckeltricity4: I know!
Eckeltricity4: You know, part of this is too low for me.
Sparkosity: noooooo
Eckeltricity4: you have to have a wide range to do that song
Sparkosity: I can sing the low parts. Therfore you should be able to.
Eckeltricity4: lol
Eckeltricity4: The first time she says "leave all this to yesterday," it's too low
Sparkosity: no it's not.
Sparkosity: I'll prove it to you tomorrow ;p
Eckeltricity4: so you are going to change my range, are you?
Sparkosity: yes



Sparkosity: It would REALLY amuse me if JKR had Draco in leather pants in one of the books.
bejeweledmascara: Thanks, I'll take that as a compliment since you're a Gryff
bejeweledmascara: OMG
Sparkosity: ?
bejeweledmascara: *hyperventilates* I would DIE
Sparkosity: I know.
bejeweledmascara: That's be the greatest, ever!
bejeweledmascara: Well, if he isn't I'll just tweak a couple scenes so he, umm, is
bejeweledmascara: *sharpens her pencil in anticipation*
Sparkosity: Write her a letter and be like "I'd REALLY appreciate it if you could just mention Draco wearing leather pants."
bejeweledmascara: *laughs hysterically*
Sparkosity: And I'll ask her to have Ginny steal socks.
Sparkosity: ;D
bejeweledmascara: I'd ask for him to be wearing leather pants, strutting through the hallways, and rather un-Malfoyishly gracelessly bump into her as she's bent over stealing socks, which leads her to realize it's Draco she's always wanted to share a bed with (complete with silk sheets.. this is Draco I'm rambling about)... which would lead to a torrid love affair resulting in her being converted into a Death Eater.. but I think that'd be asking too much
bejeweledmascara: That
bejeweledmascara: is such a dismal though!
bejeweledmascara: *t
bejeweledmascara: And I have issues with my enter key!
Sparkosity: um.
Sparkosity: I don't particularly like that idea...
Sparkosity: ;\
bejeweledmascara: Well, I do. *crosses arms across chest smugishly* Because, until I
bejeweledmascara: *I'm in Slytherin, Ginny and Draco should be together. (and then I can steal him back.. *grins, plots feverishly, damns her enter key*)
Sparkosity: The enter key hates you. :P




Eckeltricity4: you win at everything except for "read the Dragon Books"
Eckeltricity4: I can't bring myself to read those.
Sparkosity: The Dragonbooks are good. Everyone just gets prejudiced against them because I like them so much, and I'm not often taken seriously.
Eckeltricity4: dragon Books are strange
Sparkosity: I don't see why they're considered stranger than Harry Potter, or Lord of the Rings. They are only books.
Eckeltricity4: I know
Eckeltricity4: but.... I don't know. I can't bring myself to read them
Sparkosity: I know. It's really starting to bug me the way people laugh at and brush off a lot of my opinions. Like they're all jokes.
Sparkosity: I'm passionate- not insane.
Eckeltricity4: I never said you were insane
Sparkosity: I know.
Sparkosity: I'm just ranting.
Sparkosity: This is just something I feel in general.
Sparkosity: I'm not targetting you.
Eckeltricity4: oh... sure



Sparkosity: Anyway, I got very mad at the end of that [LotR] book, and ended up chucking it at the wall.
Sparkosity: Did that with a few dragonbooks too, and enders game.
BlackDiamonds422: dragonbooks? like pern?
Sparkosity: Yes!
Sparkosity: You know them?



After Kat had taken my sorting quiz.
bejeweledmascara: Hmm I got Slytherin
bejeweledmascara: but i changed 2 answers I was unsure of and got Ravenclaw
Sparkosity: hmm. k.
bejeweledmascara: So basically yet again proving I'm a Slytherclaw
bejeweledmascara: which i already knew
bejeweledmascara: What did you get?
Sparkosity: Interesting. I'm a Ravendor.
Sparkosity: Or Gryffinclaw.
Sparkosity: But more Gryffindor.
bejeweledmascara: Hmmm
bejeweledmascara: Yeah, I'm a Slytherclaw/Ravenin (doesn't have that ring to it, does it?), but dominant = Slytherin
Sparkosity: lol, this is like bio. "I have a gryffindor gene and a ravenclaw gene, but the gryffindor gene is dominant, so that is what is expressed."
bejeweledmascara: LOL It is like bio! That's what we just finished doing
Sparkosity: lol.
bejeweledmascara: Sr = Slytherclaw lol
bejeweledmascara: Now if you mate it with a SS (Draco)...
Sparkosity: Gr= Gryffinclaw. So therefore with my dear Christian Coulson *sighs* there would be Gr + Ss. Which would end up being either GS or Sr. And who knows which of GS is dominant.
bejeweledmascara: Hmm that would be interesting, who knows whether Gryff or Slyth would be dominant? Hmmmmmm
bejeweledmascara: *is intrigued*
Sparkosity: lol.
Sparkosity: I wish we could test this somehow...