The Fruit Test
Because I felt like making one.
When you sit down for dinner, what happens?
You eat. Duh.
You don't eat unless it's low fat. Duh.
You break the chair.
You create a food sculpture.
Flowers are:
Prettiful
For my hair.
Good to eat.
Given to me by my dates.
The product of seeds, sunlight and water.
Your favorite socks are:
I only have one type of socks.
Knee high and gray.
Pink with multicolor sparkles.
Toe socks.
Any socks.
Very large.
Your dentist tells you, you need braces. You are:
Upset, your screwwy teeth make you unique.
Slightly upset, but you'll have gorgeous teeth in a few years.
Braces won't fit on your teeth.
Indifferent
Braces? What? Your teeth are already perfect.
Hats are:
A trendy accessory.
Fun to wear.
A good way to express yourself.
Rather unnecessary.
Whatever.
Too small for your head.
Happy. Happy. Happy.
Your favorite color is:
Pink.
Red.
Whatever is "the new black."
Blue.
Purple.
All of them
Black
You love:
Puppies.
Kicking puppies.
Sunshine.
Rain.
Flaunting your intelligence.
Going to "Big and Tall" stores.
Drama class.
Shopping.
Paper is for:
Um, writing on?
Making paper airplanes.
Writing love letters.
Eating.
Drawing on.
Shredding.
In your spare time you enjoy:
Eating.
Dancing in fields.
Sculpting.
Sitting in dark, empty rooms.
Talking on the phone.
Science.
So, how do you feel about chicken?
I'm a vegetarian.
Yuck.
Hmm... It's lowfat?
Dinner!.
I don't.
I eat several whole chickens a day.
Please make sure you've answered all the questions!