"My mother made me a homosexual, and if you give her some yarn she'll make you one too."
     - Quintin                    Crisp
So your gay, no shit! Me too! Most of you who know me well know that doing some pages like this is out of character for me, but I am doing for a few reasons. I like to poke fun at some things that are meant to be serious, and as a activist and humanitarian I need to do this. I also find that it is important to call some issues to light whether it be by humor or seriousness.

     For those of you who are straight and viewing this, for one moment pretend you are a nancy. If you cant do that, then you have some heavier issues.  But for now enjoy.
Warning:

The following site may contain adult images, not suitable for younger audiences. You must be 18 and over in order to view the material with in. Must be this tall to ride, and all that jazz. Ok. Here�s the deal, There is no way that I can know that you are rely 18 and over when you click on enter, so I will be going on by the honor system. Click ENTER (SERIOUS OR SILLY) if you are of age and wish to be taken to a world of fun fantasy and a land that is just plain queer. Click GET A LIFE if you are easily offended by sex jokes, homoerotic images, stories, and lore. If you are under age please and don�t wish to enter the site please click on I WISH I WAS OLD ENOUGH TO BUY CIGARETTES AND PORN SO I DON'T HAVE TO STEAL THEM FROM MY OLDER SISTER, to be taken to a more appropriate site. If you are not old enough but still want to enter the site, then please click I AM GOING TO LIE ANYWAY SO I MIGHT AS WELL BE HONEST ABOUT IT. If you click this final option you have broken the honor system and you will be taken to your punishment.  Oh yah, and click only if you agree to these terms.

       Ok as I work on this area, there will eventually be two pages for you to choose a serious one and a humorous one. At the moment I am too depressed to work on the serious one so at the moment you will be able to choose the humorous one only. Now that is multiple choice.


I�m going to lie anyway, I might as well be honest about it.
I wish I was old enough to buy cigarettes and porn instead of stealing them from my older sister.
Get a life.
Enter Silly
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