10. Last supper would have been eaten the next morning - Cold.
9. The 10 comandments would accually be five, double spaced written in a large font.
8. New edition every two years to limit reselling.
7. Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't caffateria food.
6. Pauls letter to the Romans becomes Pauls e-mail to [email protected]
5. The reason Cain killed Abel - they were roomates.
4. The place where the end of the world occurs: Finals not Armageddon.
3. Out go the mules, in come the mountian bikes.
2. Reason Moses and followers walked in desert for 40 years - they didn't want to ask directions and look like freshman.
1. Instead of god creating the world in six days and resting the seventh, He would have put it off til the night before and pulled an all nighter.