There was this Witness couple that died suddenly. They had a very theocratic parrot and having only worldly relatives the parrot ended up with one of them. So being a theocratic parrot, every Tuesday at the regular time she would say, "It's time to go to the meeting, hurry up, hurry up, an you are not even prepared." Then on Thursday the same thing, "Hurry up, it's time to go to the meeting." Saturday morning, "Get up, get up, it's time to go in the ministry." Sunday, "Get up, get up, it's time for the public meeting and the Watchtower study and you are not prepared."
This went on for a number of weeks, and needless to say she was driving them crazy. They were at the end of their rope. So they took her to an animal psychiatrist. The psychiatrist says, "Well, the only way to fix that is to put her into a bag and shake it like mad for a couple of minutes. Her brains will get scrambled and then she will forget about those stupid meetings and all that nonsense. And then you will be able to teach her new things."
So the relatives after coming home did as the doctor suggested. They put the parrot in the bag and shook it up for a full 3 minutes. When they opened the bag, the poor parrot all shaken and scared pops its head up and screams, "Armageddon, Armageddon, Armageddon!!!!" |
