CARL E. SIMPSON
In this page you will find random shit that Carl says and or acts out in real life. Feel free to be as amused as I am by it.
A Classic - <Carl> If I washed my penis would you suck it?
                 <Me> Um, No.
                 <Carl> You dirty cocksucker.                                 
How the fuck did I fall for that?

4-21-2002
- Somehow Carl got Shawn, Megan, and Me to believe that he could give us our fortunes by using the suit of each Ace. Hearts=Love, Diamonds=Money, Clubs=Bad Luck, Spades= Death. Simple game if you believe in that shit, someone Carl pulled all of it out of his ass yet I managed to somehow believe him. Silly Me.

9-1-2002 - Carl has said some pretty damn funny stuff I just keep forgetting to write it down here. He told me a few jokes which I honestly can't say here at risk of offending pretty much anyone and anything. Trust me tho, It was damn funny
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