Stories
Fun With Cruisers, Water Guns, Cameras, and Cops
Junior year, after a crazy football game Adam, Justin, John McCabe, and I (Mike) went out
in the Rocky for a night on the town. We were young juveniles with a crazy water gun and
our fearless assassin mo mo! With McCabe as our cameraman. We went out to confront the
cruisers, and into one of the crazies nights ever. As we drove around doing what we had
grown accustomed to; we began making a video of our night of mischief. First, we visited
the Carolina Mall Cinema, and splashed a few middle school children, then we went on to
the cruising strip. As we got to driving Adam directly disobeyed my orders and shot a
jeep full of guys with the water gun, and then he and John proceeded to taunt them. As
I was being chased by this group of angry mo�s, I flew through the Harris Teeter parking
lot, and out the other entrance loosing them momentarily in the traffic, I showed of the
burners, that only the Rocky possesses, and hightailed it out of there. Later on that
night, Mailman once again disobeyed my order and shot the water gun into the back of a
Ford F150 which had 5 guys sitting in the back of it. We were safe though because he shot
them during a U-turn, although it did not help us out that we proceeded in taunting these
rednecks! As we went on through the night we became in need of a refill, so we made a
stop at McDonalds. As we left McDonalds, the F150 boys were behind us and ready for WAR!
As we got off the cruising strip and began running from these rednecks, our fearless
Assassin and Cameraman continued to do their taunting and duties of their position.
We were chased from the Carolina Mall all the way to the Los Arcos area In Kannapolis,
on back roads, needless to say, I for one, was scared shitless. As I tried many maneuvers
to escape these crazy bastards, who were Yelling �Pull the Fuck Over�, and � Were going
to beat your Ass,� I was not able to loose them. They were even able to keep up with
my many Crazy Circles around Arbys and my tries to loose them throughout the empty parking
lot across from the Los Arcos area. Finally, we came upon a stoplight, and one of the
boys in the truck jumped out the back and came towards us, I surveyed the intersection
and saw that there was space to go, and Made a U-turn, we were finally Free!!! Except for
that flashing blue lights behind us. It was the damn police! I got a ticket.
The End,
By Mike Raburn
Balloons and Cars....Run
This shit right here is just classic crew. One night at Raburn's...the crew decides to go
on yet another vandalous rampage. We were all at Mike's when someone decided that throwing
water balloons at cars would add some excitement to the night. So of course....that's what
we did! After filling up some balloons (and making a mess around mike's sink) we all made
our journey through the woods and through some guys backyard. We set up shop in the guys
driveway (the perfect place of concealment from the passing cars on highway 73) and
proceeded to toss balloons at cars. The first attempts were unsuccessful do to the fact
that our timing strategies were still not configured properly. After several unsuccessful
tosses from long range, mailman decided to go "balls to the wall" and as a car was
approaching ran down the driveway, revealing his identity to the driver, and beaned a taxi
as it passed. We all ran to watch the car hit it's brakes, laughing histerically. After
a few more hits on different cars, Franks and Stevie Y decide to add a little more spice to
the night by throwing not only water balloons but toilet paper as well. We through the
TP, never actually hitting a car, but coming extremely close to one. So we changed our
strategy and decided to string the TP across the street, having cars actually run through
it. We had to somehow manage to tie the TP from a Stop sign across the street to a tree
on the other side. We attempted MANY times, never actually getting it to work
though.....because at the same time we were worried about cars seeing us and were
constantly jumping in bushes. We ran out of balloons, went back got more, and made our
return. This time around mailman manages to hit the broad side of a van....but instead of
continuing with it's drive, the van slams on brakes and makes a turn around in Zemosa
Acres! We see this and start jetting back to Mike's house. We were still in some guys
backyard and we could see the headlights of the van coming up the driveway! We all ran,
laughing like hell, and hitting everything from trees to clotheslines along the way. We
all made it successfully back...and after that the night was pretty much finished. The
following day as I, Stevie Y, was returning from work and I managed to see all the tiny
balloon fragments in the middle of the road.....funny shit right there.....good
times....good times. Written by: Stevie Y