Franks and Mailman's Crazy Conversation


frankie 11no: But does the wind answer back

NCSU AdamB: have the time it will, but only if the moon is on its left leg and not the right, and the hucckelberrys are at have bloom

Frankie 11no: Green or red huckleberries?

NCSU AdamB: red

frankie 11no: oh that is profound

NCSU AdamB: isnt it though

frankie 11no: but the warning comes from the electronic device

NCSU AdamB: dont warn me pol-eseeee

frankie 11no: I don't deal wit da police

NCSU AdamB: I deal in the shovel game

NCSU AdamB: its much more profitable

frankie 11no: I profit off yo mama

NCSU AdamB: oh are you a pimp

NCSU AdamB: that is not a copasetic thought, but Ill tell you what is

NCSU AdamB: Dragon flies are spawns of dewdrops on a coke bottle in the city fair

NCSU AdamB: horse flies from beer cans

NCSU AdamB: but not beer bottles

frankie 11no: that is awesome can't compete

NCSU AdamB: competition is a childs sport, I enjoy casual conversationalism with my fellow man, and sometimes their dogs if the punch is spiked

NCSU AdamB: would you go out a buy an apple tonight, if you knew at 12:00 all the apples accross the whole world would suddenly die

NCSU AdamB: forever........
frankie 11no: but you can eat the pizza while talking about the crazyness of life that passes you by while the cars drive by and you think to yourself what a wonderful world.

NCSU AdamB: I dont know, Im pretty full on pizza

frankie 11no: ok

NCSU AdamB: but I could go for jugyfruit

frankie 11no: or apples for that matter just to be safe

NCSU AdamB: apples are very nutritional

NCSU AdamB: they expand the mind

frankie 11no: oh I like orange juice better

NCSU AdamB: Orage juice will work on any given day as well, just not everyday, for your everyday needs I would go with an apple, or maybe a can of pork and beans

NCSU AdamB: Unless you are looking for the space in time where apples and pork are only seconds on your dinner plate, to a chicken or hambureger

NCSU AdamB: if you are looking for that space then I suggest you move to flordia, and become a lion taimer at the disney zoo

NCSU AdamB: or plant all your trees upside down

frankie 11no: I still say if the apples are good but you can't eat anymore how can they be good for you if the good can't be in you anymore does that mean that all people are bad or can a person be good at any given time

NCSU AdamB: a person can be good at any given time, they have to search inside them selves, and look for the little elf that floats on top of there spleen, he will lead you to the golden child, who will tell you the answers to lifes most important questions, only then will you truly be good

NCSU AdamB: unfortunatly for me I ruptured my spleen, so I have to relie on apples, or pork and beans, its a sad story really

frankie 11no: Yes

NCSU AdamB: yes

NCSU AdamB: da bears

frankie 11no: but I don't think the elf or child can help you I think it is just a story made up to try to make us think we can all be good, but in reality we all have bad in us. It is like in Space Jam when Michael Jordan tried to give the team special water when in reality it was just plain H two O yet the team had it in them the whole time but did not know it. We can all be good without the elf and child.

NCSU AdamB: Profound

NCSU AdamB: You my son, have found the answers to life

Frankie 11no: Ryan thinks we are nuts maybe he will have the capacity to understand one day

NCSU AdamB: hopefully for his sake

NCSU AdamB: otherwise he will be raking the leaves of stupidity for all the days of the cold late fall mornin

NCSU AdamB: that is a fate that no man alone should ever undertake, at least in one weekend

NCSU AdamB: the holy hubcap is now hanging in full glory, its a plaque of all we have acheived through self enlightenment, and should be held in a place of honor to all those whose blessed eyes shall see it, and even Ryan who in his sorrows shall be raking for the rest of his natural life, trying to find a piece of the pie that he can call his own, yet he shall never find that peace of mide untill he is self enlightened

NCSU AdamB: only then shall he feel the glory of the hubcap

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