a.k.a.
Kelz
otherwise (always) known as
Kelz with a "z"
a.k.a.
Slim
occaisionaly known as
Slimbo
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| If you have somehow happened upon this website by accident, it has probably been a dangerous encounter for you. We apologize. At first glance, it may seem that the depths of our complicated lives need some explaining, but under our facade of dizzying intellectualism, we are just regular college girls that enjoy the little things in life- mainly stupid humor. For the rest of you (the friends, enemies, and masses of people who would probably rather not be associated with us) who have come to our site, we hope you enjoy it. Because as you can tell, we are a lot hotter in the pictures than in real life. | |||||||||||||||||
| Kelz a.k.a. Kelz otherwise (always) known as Kelz with a "z" |
Blaise a.k.a. Slim occaisionaly known as Slimbo |
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| This 19 year old sophomore hails from Redmond, Redmond, and Redmond. Oh yeah, she's lived in the same house her whole life. Then, feeling remarkably adventurous, she decided to attend college at PLU, a whopping 45 minutes away. Kelz enjoys playing with and showing her two dogs, vainly attempting to play the piano and compose, rowing (suprise!), hanging out with her friends, playing tennis, and of course spending time with her wonderfully amusing roommate Blaise, whom without, Kelz' life would be utterly dreary and futile. She tries to do well in her classes, but due to lack of sleep and no motivation to read texts such as "Lenz" and "Metamorphosis," usually ends up "achieving" her A's with her charm and her deceitfully sincere, apparent desire to understand the material. She plans to major in Environmental Studes and Economics, with a minor in Women's Studies. Does she have any idea what those things mean? No. | A native of South East Alaska, but somewhat unwillingly transplanted to Montana, Slim, as you may have guessed, is Kelz's roommate. Her bio is generally uninteresting, especially if you remove her roommate from it, but she is a fairly cool kid who finds Zen somewhere between overachieving scholastically and being the laziest person she knows. Blaise has a very unique sense of humor and rarely ceases sending her roommate into violent fits of laughter, causing her to nearly have an incontinent episode. (Thank you Kelz for that um, descriptive last sentence.) A premed/psychology major and music minor might prove to be too ambitious for her and it is very possible that one of these days she will run off to Tahiti for good to enjoy a lifestyle of languid disillusionment and novel writing. | ||||||||||||||||
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