Famous Quotes by Us (or those we know well and who probably don't want us to put their quotes here)

"Kelz, I fell out of my bed." "I'm telling Tone on you!" (Kelz, after Blaise, rather than listening to me as a good friend should, elevated a choice finger in my general direction) "Kelz, do I have to wear pants today?" "I'm getting confused. I better go." (This usually happens when Blaise is talking on the phone...) COXSWAIN: "Ahh! Water!" SMART-ASS 4-SEAT: "Water?!?! Ah! We're SURROUNDED!!!" "Is is that..." "It's raining, It's pouring. Blaise and Kelz are snoring. They went to crew and got the flu and couldn't get up in the morning." "Kelz, you don't TELL people things like that!" COXSWAIN: "We're leaning starboard!" 2-SEAT: "We're leaning port in the bow!" KELZ: "How does my hair look?" BLAISE: "Forthright and upstanding." "Wow good thing nobody saw that." "We are NOT sitting conducive to circle-making." (Blaise's reply in frustration to the class's inability to sit in a circle like manner. This is core II, we are supposed to be smart) "Do we have a coxswain?" (as we're drifting further and further away from the dock) "Kelz, I got you a cookie...but I ate it :( " KELZ: "Is this the way to the U.C.?" (heading off into oblivion) "I'm gonna pee my pants!" -Kelz, like, every day. "I'm gonna shove my oar up your butt!" "Yeah? Well, tomorrow I'm gonna take MY oar and shove YOU off the dock!" "Is it time for cookies yet?" (probably the most oft spoken phrase in Hong 216) "Oh, Crabby Patties!" -4 Seat, as she feels her oar sucked down to the depths of American Lake, catching the crab-of-all-crabs, being violently propelled backward in her seat. "I don't need the fold, I'm already blind." -Blaise, during initiation Bjorn: "I weigh 160 lbs." Kelz: "You do not!" Bjorn: "Is 4 pounds really that noticable? Can you TELL?!?! (checking out butt)" * *Please note that in this comment, I meant that he looked like he weighed less than 160, not more.