Signs You Watch Too Much Pro Wrestling
You had people at your graduation/wedding/etc holding up signs.
When you go to sing karaoke, you give the M.C. a tape with your entrance music and insist he play it when he calls you.
You write company memos that state, "This is the single most important meeting in the history of all meetings!"
When you visit relatives, you greet them by saying, "Finally,...the (your name)...HAS COME BACK to Aunt Karen's house!"
You have ever injured yourself and/or younger relatives by imitating wrestling moves. Because, after all, that is entirely the result of watching too much pro wrestling.
When you take your seat in church, you slap hands with everyone sitting at the ends of the pews.
You've been banned from the school bake sale because of all the cookie sheets and folding chairs around.
You put in your notice to quit your job by challenging your boss to a "Loser Leaves Town" match.
One night while out at a restaurant, you had to explain what was so funny when you heard a maitre'd say, "Dudley, table for two."
You quit the varsity wrestling team because the school refused to front the money to print your stable's T-shirts.
After giving a presentation, you take the long way back to your seat to walk through the audience.
At the bank, you clotheslined someone over the little velvet ropes after they tried to cut you in line.
You come out of a disciplinary meeting with your manager with the impression that you just need a new gimmick.
You're still reading this.
People cringe whenever you say, "Okay, watch THIS!"
You are currently boycotting Coca-Cola products.
In your kitchen: Spanish announce dining table.
Your family is on a first-name basis with the local hospital personnel. Also, you can tell who is new at the hospital if they have to ask your family for your last name.