| -If God sneezes what do you say? -Why does bottled water have an expiration date? -At the special olympics are there reserved parking spots for non-handicapped people? -When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose? -Before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach? -Do Lipton workers take coffee breakes? -If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does her partner also have to drown? -When sign makers go on strike, do they put anything on their signs? -When the police arrest a mime, do they have to tell him he has the right to remain silent? -What was the best thing before sliced bread? -Why do you need a drivers lisense to get liquor, when you cant drink and drive? -Why is there braile signs on ATMs? -Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients, when dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? -What is the speed of dark? -If you take a shower, where do you put it? -When your sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in? -If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? -Why do we wash bath towels, aren't we clean when we use them? -Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultry? |