1:: Hi, I;m Kd Lang
2:: I know you have been hearing rumors of me having a wang...& a big cello
3:: But these things are NOT true

::Look! Kd lang is getting an errection!::

4:: I do not have an errection, little voice!

::Then what's that?::

5:: Why, Thats my Melissa Ethridge signed tube sock.

::ok::

6:: KD LANG I LOVE YOU!
7::I know I may be a guy...but could I touch your bagina flappies?
8:: NO! SICK BASTARD!

Ohh yay, my VH1 Special is on...

::sorry we could not show this programs because of lack in ratings...

9:: WHAT!?
10:: KD LANG IS IN UTTER OUTRAGE
11::Oh the Humanity!
12::Oh KD LANG! I'm your biggest FAN!
13:: Im your biggest fan too...hur hur...
14:: Ew! Dyke!
15::grrr  -poot-
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