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| Chronic Schitzo Dude |
| You'll never catch this dude without his bright multicolored hat. |
| This dude always wears out of style sunglasses. |
| Take special note on how this dude's body is small, skinny, and brittle in appearance. But don't let that fool you. |
| Note the massive holes in this dude's shirt and pants. |
| The the. |
| This specimen of the Dude race often wears catchy slogans on his tank top. |
| Chippy Smells! |
| Real Name: James Applegate Birthplace: At a McDonald's in Chigago, IL Date of birth: August 8th, 1979 Favorite food: BBQ chips Favorite beverage: Mountain Dew Problem: He's got a bad case of schizophrenia What he wants done: He wants to get a special drug that will not only get rid of the voices in his head, but get him high as well. Likes: Getting wasted and bowling in his underwear Hates: People who hate Dudes |
| The only thing you might want to know (that is not written in his profile in the upper right-hand corner of the page) is that he is an idiot. Dude is one of Dr. Williams first recruits, and also one of his worst recruits. |
| Dude looks like a stoner! Bananas! Bananas! |