"I'll show you who's puny! Dark Magic Attack!"

"Pish. I can defeat God."

The hero and his little friend. For of course, even though most say Yuugi's the hero of the series, it's Yami who does pretty much all
the work. All Yuugi does is lose at duelling, walk around and put up with constant 'short' jokes. Yami, on the other hand, wins every
single duel he enters, wards off the advances
of Anzu and looks darn hot while he does it.
Need we say more?
Name
English Name
Family

Best Friend
Most Hated Individual


Best Pairing (according to Bethanit)
Best Pairing (according to Melanit)		 Mutou Yuugi
Yugi Mutou
Mother (name unknown), grandfather Mutou Sugoroku
(Solomon Mutou)
In the real world, Jounouchi; in his mind, Yami
Whoever happens to be the current villain; originally Pegasus, then Malik/Yami Malik (and then that troupe of soul stealers, but we won't get into that)
Yami Yuugi
Jounouchi
Hottie-o-Meter
Name
English Name
Family
Best Friend
Most Hated Individual
Best Pairing (according to Bethanit)
Best Pairing (according to Melanit)		 Yami Yuugi
Yami
None known
Yuugi (good thing too; I mean, they do share a body)
The same as Yuugi, the current megalomaniac they're dealing with
Malik
Kaiba
Hottie-o-Meter
Adorable, no? Whoa, that was some trip... Soooooooo cute and soooooo puny. Cutecutecute! Special delivery from the Otogi Express *winkwink* Owie... mean old lizardthings (?!). Don't think he's ever been in this kind of a situation before... Aw, Yuugi's first kiss! Ha! Take that, Anzu!!!
Wow! A Duel Monster! I've heard about these! Er, yeah. You just keep trying to improve your 12 word vocabulary, Honda. Eeeeeeee, whooo's cuuuute??? "Go, Flame of Hell!" Say what now? Look, I'm hanging in the sky from chains. Can't you do anything for yourself, Yami?! Noooooo! They cancelled my cartoons! *sobsob* Oh, the humanity... Phew, them dragons stink when they blow up. Please, please put your shirt back on! *shudder* Spirits...
No, not you too Honda! Why did you wait 'til my final battle to 'reveal' yourself?! Man, this is tough! I should've gone to chef's school when I had the chance! All right, brain. I don't like you, and you don't like me, but somehow we're going to win this dance off! I shall now execute my Quadruple Aerial Flip 'Kick Yo Ass' move... ...and I choose you to test it on! Burnin' up the dance floor, oh yeah! Wooh, we're smokin' now! Yami Malik in tight leather pants. Now *that*'s something I could've lived without seeing. Ooh, gonna be sick now...
And again, I stand alone. I need a man! Quiver and die, mortal scum! Keep your smelly Shadows to yourself! Biting his lip, idn't that cute? Hey, too close! Don't mess with the hair! What did I just say?! Dumbfounded... And again... What? I can't wear a dashingly heroic expression *all* the time.
This is my new Hotness Filter, whaddya think? Taking a page out of Kaiba's book. Oh yeah. Look, kid, get someone else to hold your hand while *I* win this thing! No, my pocket mirror! You'll pay for that! Checking out his reflection in a museum display case. Oh, don't mind that. It's just the incarnation of my hotness. Old Man Yami Rapper Yami, yo. Rappin' Yami says, "Don' be a foo! Stay coo' in schoo'!"
That's it, slave! Kneel before me! WILD DRIVE, oh yeah! Slightly drugged up, but nothing major. Mmm, hot... How many times in an episode can I grimace? Let's keep track! I always punch the wall when I'm in the Depths of Despair, thank you. I will avenge your death, Fah-ther... You see, as long as I keep this fist clenched I automatically win. Dang, lost already...
"Don't worry." "I claim this land for Spain!" You can't tell me you're out of Brylcreem! Oh, you'll pay for that... I thought I told you to keep the shirt *on*! No. Only I may dance. Please, can we stop the strip-show and get back the the *duel*? No bringing up my presumably painful past that I know nothing about. Unfair! Trying out my newest Rappin' Yami moves. Whaddya think?
*sigh* My brilliance is wasted on you people. And now I'll reveal my SuperDuperUberSecretFaceDownCard! And it is- Magical Hats! How did you know?! *sniffle* I'm crying for Jou too... I'll just let your sullied little minds play with this one *wiggly eyebrow* Ha, and you thought he'd gone clean! Trippy, man! Ooh, he's closing in! Leading to what, hmmhmm? Fanning the flames of their relationship *winkwink* At least they're going through the fire together :' )
Aw, and he was such a good little double-mouthed dragon... "Fry, piggie." Aw, idn't that cute?! Take a trip through Yami's brain, swirly colours all 'round! Wooh! Ooh, Yami on the bed!!! One of Bethanit's favourites. Pur-tay! With subtitles... ...and without. Aww, he's so freaking cute!!!
Uh, Yami? Didn't the doctor say *don't* stare at bright lights? Yami? Come into the light, boys... Eye... ...balls... Oww, them dragons are nasty then theys angry! A refreshing shower. SQUEE! SQUEESQUEE! SQ- okay, so Bethanit likes this shot. I'm sure you never would've guessed...
Let's go for a ride, wooh! Can barely see him amidst the bright shiny colours- *thunk*. Eehee. A wee bit murderous here. Not one of his hotter shots. And neither is this. Fool, you have angered the Yami! Another eyeball shot! Mega hot.
Having a snooze in the midst of a 'look, Yami, I can be cool too!' move. Shame shame... Yami doing... summat.
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