Truly, one of the most disturbing yet highly amusing things... alive? Well, he's not really alive... but he's not dead either. He's just the incarnation of the exceedingly intense burning anger of then ten year old Malik. And that's not disturbing at all, noooo... but why does he get his own gallery while Yami has to share with his counterpart? Just because he's so damn amusing.
Name
English Name
Family

Best Friend
Most Hated Individual
Best Pairing (according to Bethanit)
Yami Malik
Unnamed as of yet
Well, he's the incarnation of Malik's emotion, so I guess technically Malik's his father... but that's just wrong
The Millennium Rod, which lets him destroy things, people and minds
Well, he
is hate, so technically everyone
I wouldn't inflict him on anyone
Best Pairing (according to Melanit)
Mutou Sugoroku (Grandpa)
Er- no. Not even an honourary one.
Hottie-o-Meter
But I *like* watching you scream! Come to me flaming deeeeath! I'll cut out your heart... ...and eat it RAW!!! Yes, destruction is funny... ...and pain is even funnier! Ain't he purdy? Aren't we cute? Best one yet :)
Bibbity bobbity BOO! A lovely bloodshot eyeball. Our bug-eyed freak. I don't need immortal protection, I'm YAMI MALIK!!! Sorry, could you speak up, Yami dear? I can't hear you over my fiendish giggling... Oh, I crack myself up. Not something you want to meet in the dark. C'mere, you!
Aw, crap. You weren't supposed to DO anything! Die, piggie... Disturbing, non? Disturbing thing... Noo, don't leave! I need something to torment! Dude, I'm hilarious. Now I'm even more hilarious! More maniacal laughter! Even more maniacal laughter!
Eww... A lovely insane eyeball for you. Mmm, flaming eyeball... Even tastier, flaming face! A nice grin closeup. Take that, you one-eyed bum, you! Nice insane expression. Idn't that cute how he bites his lip before destroying people? Just thought I'd pop in...
Imagine that, he's laughing again! What a happy fellow. The Madness of Yami Malik, in theatres this Christmas! Yeah, you brandish that Millennium Stick. Er, no comment... No laughing at my crooked fingers. Nooooo! Stop foiling my evil plans! I need those to live!!! I'm not insane. Really. Oh my... I really don't...
...know what... ...to say... Oy vhey. Panik attack! HAHAHAHAHA! Get it? Pani-k? Like that guy from Duellist Kingdom who- oh, never mind. Pop Star Yami Malik! (take that, Pop Star Yami!) Pouting like Yuugi. Shameshame... Run and scream, IT'S WINKING!!!!! AAAAAAH!!!! It's SHADOW TIME!
Why aren't you dead or insane or at least screaming yet?! The shroud of dark insanity... Slightly cross-eyed, but still dangerous! About to be pounded. Oh yeah! Smashy smashy! Take that, freak!!! And that! And that! Sometimes I wonder... I mean, is it normal to laugh hysterically over the destruction of a door?
Apparently, yes. A gusty wind from the spontaneous combustion of his latest victim. Yes, we love Yami Malik... ...how could you not love him when he enjoys himself so very much? Horribly edited in the dub. Can't they just leave it alone?!
Ooh, full male cast strip poker on the Galleries page! I'm there!
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