�Yes,� said Yami grimly. �It�s one of the ancient artifacts of Egypt� eons ago, when the power of the duel monsters was put into the Millennium Items, the power of obesity was sealed in that very tub of lard.�
Bakura, sober for once (by sober, we do mean not currently trying to kill anybody OR RIP ANY EYEBALLS OUT), nodded in agreement, looking extremely good in his tight red leather pants. �Jounouchi, you are now the king of fat.�
�What?� Jounouchi demanded, looking down at his skinny self (and admiring those stunning pink leather pants he had on).
All of the boys fell on their knees (with lots of squeaking, due to the leather) and worshipped him.
�Heey� guys� wait a second�� Kaiba said, pointing to the tub of lard. It had the worn letters ��ing of �at� on the label, as well as ��ower of �ty�. �I don�t think it says �King of Fat� and �Power of Obesity� on it��
Yugi knelt by the tub and studied it closely.
�Don�t touch it!� Ryou gasped. �He who touches the magical tub DIES instantly!�
�TOUCH IT TOUCH IT!� screamed Bakura, wildly giddy.
�I think Kaiba�s right,� Yugi intoned, returning slightly to his normal self. Kaiba smirked. �It says�"
Yugi never DID get to say what he thought it said, but rest assured that Jounouchi did not become fat, whatever the case (that F.I.A. diet was really good). Anyhow, the reason Yugi never DID get to say what he thought the tub of lard REALLY said was because he was interrupted! *dun dun dun*
Do you wanna know what by? Well, I'll tell you. He was interrupted by a falling swimming pool.
"AAAAH!! GUYS! THAT SWIMMING POOL IS FALLING! AND IT'S GOING TO FALL ON US!!" Honda stated the obvious in one of those Honda-girly-like-screams of his. All the boys dove out of the backroom while the pool fell, making that whistling sound that things make when they're falling on Disney movies (like Micky Disney movies, with Goofy... let's just say if the pool was Goofy, he'd be doing his 'waaaahahahoooooOii!!!!" thing... if that made sense. I'll go now). The door was slammed (and shot a couple times) before a loud THUNK and a splash evidenced that the pool had landed.
Kaiba shot the door a couple more times, just for kicks, and then Yugi cautiously opened it.
"Why hello boys," said a distinctly female (if you take my meaning) voice, belonging to a distinctly female (if you take my meaning) er... female, I guess. I got nothing...
Anyhow, said female was in a nice skimpy bikini type dealie (*sigh* such is life with bbLL), and she waved at all the boys. She was standing next to the swimming pool (which was complete with deck, chairs, tables, a bar, and anything else you could ask for).
"Hi, I'm Jounouchi!" said Jounouchi, grinning like a fool.
"Hi... My name's Yami," said Yami in a low, sophisticated voice.
Yugi tore off his leather pants (AHHH!!! RATED R RATED R!!!). Just kidding! Actually, he did, but he somehow had swimming shorts under them, with the Millenium symbol eyeball dealie on them. He made a tiny splash as he canonballed into the pool and was virtually forgotten.
In fact, most of the boys tore off their leather pants (such a shame, they were so nice) and miraculously had swimming trunks as well, and they all went swimming, including aforementioned bikini girl, who is in fact named bbLL.
Little known to those in the pool, two other girls were sitting on the deck lazily in lawn chairs and watching the shirtless boys swim, commenting on them and sipping *cough*alcoholic*cough* beverages.
"Oooh... that one's nice," said one of the girls.
"He doesn't really have an ass..." said the other, kind of put out.
"I DO SO!" screamed Bakura, in a perfect rage.
"Oh, so he does... very nice, very nice!"
"Mmhmm... oh, lookit that one! He's got pretty eyes..."
"Oh! Lookit that one's HAIR!"
And so on and so forth. Finally the boys took notice (all except Jounouchi and Yami, who were rather taken with bbLL, and naturally Yugi. Yugi swam about and was generally forgotten) of the two girls on the deck with the alcohol.
"Hey, ladies!" greeted Honda, grinning like an utter fool. Both girls (named Melanit and Hanet since apparently the author didn't bother to state who they bloody were) glanced at each other and giggled.
"Come... on..." huffed Ryou, as he and Bakura dragged Kaiba over. Kaiba wasn't really shy per se, just... he didn't really... like... fangirls.
"AAAIEEEE!" shrieked Melanit in a girly war cry, and launched herself at the shirtless Kaiba. She caught him, and held on around his midsection in a wild embrace, dangling some inches off the ground. Kaiba had a priceless look on his face that said, frankly, "Liiike... tcha!"
Bakura quickly took Melanit's spot (on the chair, not on Kaiba), and Honda sat on the chair on the other side of Hanet. Hanet giggled, and snapped her fingers. "Lala!" she called. "Drinks!"
A pretty young girl came bustling from the bar with a tray of drinks before spying Ryou.
The moment was one of those slow motion things. Lala's hair blew in the breeze as she made eye contact with Ryou (whose hair also blew in the breeze... <snicker>).
Lala made her way over (handing bbLL, Jounouchi and Yami drinks on her way... Yugi had actually disappeared into the bar to fetch his own drink...s�) and gave everyone drinks. Melanit got off Kaiba long enough to inhale hers, before a personality swap in which she began to engage Kaiba in talk of how to bloodiest kill someone.
Bakura and Honda fawned over Hanet (which is an amusing mental picture, when you think of it), while Ryou and Lala... em, I dunno. Snogged? Sure, they snogged behind the chair. OR NOT. Um... they... read a book! That's it! They read a book! (I like Ryou!)
So bbLL got Jounouchi and Yami, and Hanet got Honda and Bakura, and Melanit got Kaiba (and later on Otogi... <jealous jealous... I like Otogi!!) and Lala got Ryou, and they put the leather pants back on (Bakura adopted them as his permanent choice of clothing) and Yugi got roaring drunk and went back to Burger World and *cough* well, we don't know, but its safe to say it had to do with either a waitress or a *cough*closet*cough. Ah, all's well that ends well. and this ends well because *dances* Bakura has an ass! Bakura has an ass! YAY! *celebration*
