�Bring me food, woman,� Kaiba demanded. Bakura mumbled something, but couldn�t speak so well, as he was crushed against the window. Yami was opposite him (to keep him in order, or to piss him off, take your pick), and was likewise space-less. The waitress had been told to keep them there, as they were bringing in customers of the female persuasion (and some of the male persuasion, but we shan�t go there� yet, anyway).
�Yeah, I�ll have a hamburger, a cheeseburger, a double burger, a Mama Burger, a Big Mac, a Burger Worlder Triple, say three large fries, a coke, maybe a couple cokes make that, and some of that new flat chicken bread stuff� yeah, that looks good, a flurry, or so, um� and what do you guys want?� Jounouchi slobbered.
�Um� just some fries, thanks,� said Ryou meekly. He was watching his figure.
The waitress waddled off, wagging her butt in a skirt reminiscent of Anzu, which was why they had to hold Kaiba back, since he wanted to kill anything that remotely said �Anzu� (they had to restrain Yugi, too, but for entirely different reasons *wink wink* *old school canned �WOOOOOOO!!!�ing like they use on those 80�s and 90�s shows, ie/ Full House, Boy Meets World, etc when someone gets kissed or something*). She staggered back under the weight of Jounouchi�s immense amounts of food. Jounouchi mumbled thanks through partially inhaled food, while Yugi tried to scream �I AM STRONGLY ATTRACTED TO YOU AND WANT TO HAVE YOUR CHILDREN!� through Honda�s hands. Erm� to clarify, he wasn�t saying this to Honda�s hand, but rather to the waitress while Honda�s hand was clamped over his mouth. Yami�s head hit the table in embarrassment, knocking (one of) Jounouchi�s (many) pop(s) over.
Unfortunately the liquid had nowhere to go on the cluttered table, and so it spilled off the table�and right onto Kaiba.
�AGH!� cried Kaiba suddenly. Everyone froze, except Bakura, who was laughing horribly. Kaiba�s lip trembled as he started to cry. �M-m-my SAILOR MOONS!� he wailed. Yami grabbed napkins, but was loath to dry off Kaiba�s lap himself.
�Um, guys?� tried Ryou hesitantly after a few minutes of Kaiba�s tears. �Where�s Yugi?�
Yami dropped the napkins (onto Kaiba, which made him sob harder). �He must have gotten away while I was concerned about Kaiba!� said Honda in explanation. Yami dove under the table.
�Oh!�
�Um��
�Yami��
�Oowie, owie, owie that�s my FOOT you FOOL!�
With much trepidation Yami got out from under the table (which was what he was doing, for all you� ugh), and took off running through the restaurant looking for Yugi.
�YUUUUUUGI!� he sang. He flung a closet door open (it said �Employee�s Only� but Yami can only read Egyptian). Inside, there was�
�Mokuba! Gramps! Sorry, oh god, um�� he slammed the door.
Back at the table, in a surprising yet nasty turn for Jounouchi, Honda had just inhaled all of Jounouchi�s food.
�HONDA!� Jounouchi screamed, and lunged at the boy. Now since Jounouchi was on drugs, he couldn�t really feel pain. So when his bad aim due to his incapacitation caused his leap to slightly overshoot, and he impaled himself on Honda�s pointy hair, he didn�t really feel it (minor wound. and besides, come on girls, the blood makes him sexier).
�Jounouchi!� Ryou yelled, concerned. He tried to pry Joey off of Honda�s hair, while Bakura sat by and laughed hysterically.
�I *sob* want *sob* my *sob* BRIEFCASE!� wailed Kaiba pitifully, crying Sailor Moon (how coincidental) style.
"Um... here you go," said Ryou kindly, handing Kaiba the requested briefcase.
"Ryou! You'll spoil him!" Bakura cackled, grabbing it back, and holding it hostage, making Kaiba cry all the harder.
"Yugi? Are you in here�I�oh! Sorry! Wrong room!" Yami yelled upon entering the wrong restroom (as we have already discovered, Yami can only read Egyptian). A woman in a little black dress with long white hair turned around.
"Oh, that's all right!" she squealed in a high falsetto.
"AAHHH!!!" screamed Yami. "You�you're�you're PEGASUS!"
Pegasus batted his/her eyelashes and advanced. "Yes, Yugi-boy, and I'm strongly attracted to you!"
Yami yelped and bolted from the bathroom at a dead run, Pegasus prancing after him gracefully.
So, for a recap, Yugi is *lost*, Yami is running from drag!Pegasus, Bakura is cackling and depriving Kaiba of his beloved briefcase, Kaiba is sobbing hysterically (both for his briefcase and for the destruction of his pretty panties <snicker>), Jounouchi is mortally (or not so mortally) wounded, Honda got blood all over that oh-so-sexy hair of his, and Ryou is just being Ryou.
So finally, Yami lost Pegasus (we don't know what happened, but we think he joined the party in the closet, and we tried not to think on it too hard) and found Yugi, making out with the waitress in a booth in the back of Burger World. Naturally he dragged the small boy kicking and screaming away from the deathly temptress, and gathered the rest of their rather sad troop to leave. He wrestled the briefcase from Bakura (who has an arse, thank you very much) with the help of Ryou, and gave it back to Kaiba. They pried Jounouchi off of Honda's hair, and patched his wound as best they could. Honda hefted the unconscious Jounouchi, and dragged Kaiba (who didn't want to get up, lest everyone see the dark sploch on the front of his pants) along as well (Honda also served the purpose of being really really buff as well as just stating the obvious, so that the more key characters don't have to do so much work). Yami dragged Yugi along, and Ryou and Bakura walked of their own accord.
