"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm
all out of bubble gum."

Ah, Seto Kaiba. The Duelist Champion of the World- sort of. You know, before he met little Yuugi and was beaten horribly by him. Have you noticed that he NEVER wins after this? I mean, he beats Jou and the Gurus (Rare Hunters), but does that really mean anything? But, though his dueling skills really seem to suck next to Yami's, he really is extremely good looking. Mmmm... trench coats...
Name
English Name
Family

Best Friend
Most Hated Individual
Best Pairing (according to both)		 Kaiba Seto
Seto Kaiba
Brother Mokuba, stepbrother Noa (deceased... sort of), stepfather Gozaburo (deceased... sort of)
His three Blue Eyes White Dragons
Yuugi, for beating him numerous times and being a general goodygoody
Yami
Hottie-o-Meter (a perfect ten, this one )
...and I'm supposed to care that my mortal enemy's in pain? Is that Yami I see before me? Come, let me clutch thee... Bring it on, baby. Kaiba from two angles is infinitely superior to just one! I'm not on drugs, nooooooo... Duuude, I'm totally speechless... Fangirl eyes! *sparklesparkle* Move over, Monty, Kim, Seto Jr. I've found a new love... No! Obelisk, you cheating bastard!
Your very existence causes me physical pain Yes, I know, I know I'm hot. Mess with the trench coat, and you die. Yes, I know I skipped 5. Shut up. Whoa, lightning halo! I must be an angel... *thunk* Name: Seto Kaiba. Mission: Burn down everything in my way. Spontaneous Combustion Glare: Locked on Target Ouch, your stupidity is painful.
Hmm, Yami Malik was right. Destruction is funny!
Out of my face, non-CEO scum. Hey, I resent the term 'cold-hearted CEO bastard'. All CEOs are cold-hearted. Ah, acknowledgement of my superior intellect. It's been a good day. How dare you sully a Duel Monster with your grubby paws, worm! What? You claim to be human? My intelligence people said your IQ was subhuman... oops, my bad. No! Just because I called you a 'dog' doesn't mean I want you as a lap dog! Back! Back! Enough already! Your squeaky voice is giving me a migraine! What? No zinger for this occasion? Even Kaiba has his down moments...
Hmm, falling Hondamunkye... what a splatter he'll make.
I knew you couldn't beat me on your own, little minion. That's it, just keel over and die and rid us of your stain on the world. Now this happy little fellow is called the 'Kaiba Kicks Major Ass' card. Care for a demonstration? You asked for it! Come forth, minions of darkness, and eviscerate my opponent! Look, a Kaiba changes his trench coat for no man. Got that? Coming to terms with your stepfather's bloody attempt to take over the world hurts, don't it? Mutha KaibaCorp! (no, really, that's what he says! honest!) Every part of me is hot, no?
Look, the 'my Yami has a hangover' excuse is wearing thin.
No, we are not blood related. Someone as hot as me could NEVER have come from him! Need I say more? Just look at the profiles! Fine, you can go first. Just don't pick the pink marker, it's my favourite. I *told* you, I want the pink one! It speaks for itself :) Aw, idn't the liddle genius adorable??? Not a *drug* enduced rage, oh no... Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
But especially this part ^_^
Hot and loving it. Oh yeah. Again, it speaks for itself. Just because I programmed myself a holo gladiator arena with Roman fans that scream my name doesn't mean I'm insane... "Priest." Mmm, nice glower he's got there. Kaiba Bum Shot or Kaiba Bum's Hot? Take your pic ;) Hot trench coat ;) Aww, he looks so helpless and stupid.
Together forever *sniffle*
A lovely back shot for Melanit *winkwink* "*hic* Would you care to accompany me, deeear Yuugi? *hichic* Sorry, Jou, I always *hic* offer my arm to the ladies first *giggle*." You wouldn't be at your most attractive either after being confronted by a rubber Peggy-suited guy wearing a sports bra! It's just not his day. First Line of Defence: Throw Blue Eyes toward oncoming Sword Wielding Maniac Second Line of Defense: Realize stupidity of First Line and dive for makeshift sword Think you can pass an Armed and Dangerous Kaiba? Think again, munkye-boi!
Whoo, look at him go!
*squeal* SOCCER KAIBA!!!!!!!!! *swoon* "We don't like them books. Them books is hard to read." --Kurt Cobain Melanit: Ooh, teen Kaiba!!!  Bethanit: You realize he's actually fifteen, yes?  Melanit: Shut up. The name says it all *winkwink*. Confronted with the ever-present nightmare at last. Eh, Kaiba-boi??? Is anyone else disturbed by this? *Melanit faints* Nasty old Noa *gets thwacked by Witty Phantom*
Haha, just try and attack me now!
You're gonna pay for that, you teal-haired image stealing little freak! Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Kaiba Mountain Shot vs Kaiba Mountains Hot? Hmm... Hmm, niiice... Just ignore the random sub, there's a good lad... *shock* He- he's SMILING!!!!!!! Purdy... Awww, Seto Sap!!!
"Kisamaaaaaaa!"
And no, that does not say 'Poor Kaiba's Bum'. Just fyi *winkwink* Could their eyes be any bigger??? Eeeee, it's MiniKaiba!!!!!! A truly attractive MiniKaiba *wiggly eyebrow* All tuckered out from cramming multi-national conglomerate facts into his powerful little brain. *squeal* And the little genius discovers his soontobe life long obsession, courtesy of Mokuba. What's this? Dare you enter the hidden page?
And the great Kaiba is yet again at a loss for insults. Awww.
Hi there... *heavy fangirl breathing* EYEBALLS! A truly fetching crotch shot for you. Gorgeous, isn't he? Itchy nose... I'll get you, my pretty! And your little aibou too! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Slightly enormous hair...
Oy, Jinzo, get in line!
"Come away from the nasty man."
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