"Ow, my head! It hurts!"

"Looks like Lady Luck's got the hots for old Duke Devlin!"

Why, you ask, are Honda, Jounouchi's best friend who's genius extends only to blurting out the painfully obvious, and Otogi, genius gamer who tried to force Yuugi's grandpa out of business, together in one gallery? Simple. They are the absolute perfect, most adorable couple. Ever.
Name
English Name
Family
Best Friend
Most Hated Individual

Best Pairing (according to both)		 Honda Hiroto
Tristan Taylor
None known
Technically Jounouchi, but after the first season it's Otogi
Er, Honda doesn't seem to think enough to hate anyone... probably whoever the closest person to him hates
Er, if you haven't figured that out yet...
Hottie-o-Meter
Name
English Name
Family
Best Friend
Most Hated Individual


Best Pairing (according to both)		 Otogi Ryuuji
Duke Devlin *shudder*
None known
Originally no one, though he very much admired Pegasus; later Honda
Originally Yuugi for 'destroying' Pegasus and ruining Otogi's partnership with him; in the later series he's never given enough dialogue to figure out who he hates, but likely Yami Malik
See above (you sad, sad people...)
Hottie-o-Meter
"Gaaaaaaah, why am I so stupid?!" Priceless Honda #1 #2 #3 And, the classic, #4 Belted by Rebecca. Truly speaks to the idiot that is Honda. "Hmm. It looks to me like they're 'duel-ing'." Heeey, he's pretty hot! Just what are you suggesting?!
Eeeeeeeeeeee- eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! *pantpant* "Hands off the munkye, he's mine!" Fine, just ditch me for a virtual Duel Monster. I know when I've been beaten. *pout* Flipshot action! Wooh! Hot when he pouts, isn't he? Oh, so he is capable of another emotion! Abject horror is a good one.
A very nice Otogi bum shot for you. Note to Jou: Next time, leave the driving to someone else. Poor lad, it's just not his day. Is it just me, or does he look like a dejected puppy? Definitely not at his most attractive. An attractive alternative to the munkye. *creepy mad scientist voice* Eeeeeeeevil, that's what we are. Eeeeeeeeevil! Witness the new Sword Action Honda, complete with Manly Grunting Noises! What, my mediocre sword hacking action isn't impressive enough for you? Boyfriends like you I can do without!
Wait, I know! I'll attack and mangle Kaiba and, being the most attractive thing here, then I'll be Queen! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Genius. I amaze myself with my evil brilliance. And now to implement! Have at you! Since my sword prowess failed to skewer him, I'll just have to run him over! Whee! Failed to run him over, so I'll just psychologically dismantle him by kidnapping his little bro! Sometimes I amaze even myself. Ooh, that was painful enough to have come from me! And with the realization Anzu's pointless banter was even more irritating than his, Honda realized he was out of a job. Mmm, Otogi in hot car... The perfect size for an MSN icon! And no, it's not sad that I know that...
No, Yami is not hotter than me! *grin* Priceless Otogi. Flip between the last three for Otogi Choking Action! "Man, Yami's hot when he's deeply distressed." *fangirl squeal* Definitely not one of his most attractive poses. The world needs more me. Ne, Honda-chan? Just remember, don't hit the SMITE button in the corner... Whoops, my finger slipped.
Y'know, that really wasn't the time to find that love note from school, Kaiba... Oops, don't think I should've said that out loud... You carry *that* in your back pocket?! You're much more twisted than I thought, Yami... You've truly scarred me for life, y'know. Just look at me! My HondaSense is tingling! Hey! No moving in on my boyfriend with that back pocket pic, Yami! Isn't it great how anime boys are conveniently ripped whenever showing a bit of skin? It's a fangirl's dream come true! Ouch, that whole 'separating from your body' thing's gotta hurt. "I knew I shouldn't've slept with Duel Monster cards under my pillow." (and yes, I do realize that's a Jou-kun quote)
Honda + Weapons = Bad Idea See? What'd I tell ya? Willing to risk virtual incineration in a conveniently placed lava pool. Ah, true love. (and I don't mean you, Shizuka. ecch) Poor lad... And so comes the birth of HondaMunkye. Will anyone miss the old Honda? So very few noted his existence before... Move over, Yami, Rappin' Honda's here to stay! See my sexy rappin' moves? Yo! Yoyo- ...uh, yo! And a lovely closeup on Rappin' Honda.
Galleries ho'!
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