A Little About Me
(Okay, Then... A Lot About Me �
A Lot More Than You Probably Want to Know)

A born and bred Coonass, I've lived in south Louisiana all my life.
I attended both Louisiana Tech in Ruston and LSU in Baton Rouge,
where I studied Art and English Comp with a minor in Philosophy.

At the time I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life
other than getting drunk or laid (not necessarily in that order),
but as maturity sets in with its benefits of wisdom and hindsight,
I wish I'd studied Linguistic Anthropology.

(Actually, it's taken me this long to come up with what's gotta be
the most lucrative and financially rewarding occupation imaginable...)

How old am I? smile

The Chinese say that any woman who divulges her age
is either too young to have anything to gain
or too old to have anything to lose.

I am old enough to know what I want, mature enough to attain it,
and young enough to enjoy it.

I'd been a legal secretary for several years
before I began typesetting with a small local newspaper,
working on a Compugraphic dinosaur which held six fonts at a time
and would shut down if a cold Coke was brought within six feet.
Often working alone at night, I shared A/C (and sound) vents
with a soft-core pornography theater in the building next door;
the concentration I applied to my work stood me to good advantage,
and I quickly picked up and mastered the codes for composition
and a few fundamentals in newspaper layout and graphic design,
although I can still recall bursting into tears when,
during my first production night, the editorial manager walked in
and wanted to know, "Is the dummy here yet?"

Almost two decades later, the dummy's still here.

My great�grandfather, John Logan Power, emigrated to America
in 1829, when he was 12, during the Irish Potato Famine;
after serving at Vicksburg in the War Between the States
(he was also Secretary of the Mississippi Secession Convention),
he became founder / editor of the Jackson Clarion-Ledger,
and later Secretary of State (as was his son).

So printing ink runs, naturally and literally, through my veins.

It didn't take long for my publishing legacy to assert itself �
I've been a wage slave, Production Supervisor, and Art Director;
I've won PIAS awards, "done" lunch, and seen a slew of changes;
I've laughed, cried, screamed, and burned plenty of midnight oil.

But deadlines are deadlines, and 17 years of 'em are enough.
I more or less retired from the 9 to 5 Rat Race about five years ago,
and now do calligraphy and kids' portraits out of my home.
I also paint small Christmas ornaments, triptyches, door-hangers, etc.,
and hope to have a Webpage up soon offering some of my work for sale.

I enjoy reading, playing Scrabble, painting, canoeing, sleeping, movies,
web surfing, chocolate raspberry truffles, and my dog.
(Well, okay... The cat, too. Sometimes.)

Mr. Bug is a Civil War re-enactor, affiliated with the 7th LA,
(that's him in the foreground, wearing the hideous brown hat)
and I accompany him when the weather is nice (which ain't often).

Favorite Movies:

All About Eve
A Man and A Woman
The Bishop's Wife
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
The Color Purple
Dangerous Liaisons
Dogma
Excalibur
Fantasia
Gone With the Wind
Lord of the Rings
The Fellowship of the Ring / The Two Towers / The Return of the King
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
Mr. Smith Goes to Washington
Now, Voyager
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Parenthood
Pink Floyd's The Wall
Poltergeist
The Producers
Pulp Fiction
Resurrection
. . . . . . . . . Rude Awakening (yeah, well...)
Saving Private Ryan
Tootsie
The Witches of Eastwick
The Wizard of Oz
2001: A Space Odyssey

Favorite Books:

To Kill a Mockingbird (Harper Lee)
The Haunting of Hill House (Shirley Jackson)
Other Voices, Other Rooms (Truman Capote)
The Prince of Tides (Pat Conroy)
I Know This Much Is True (Wally Lamb)
Candide (Voltaire)
Deliverance (James Dickey)
The Witching Hour (Anne Rice)
Nero Wolfe Mystery Series (Rex Stout)
Red Dragon / The Silence of the Lambs (Thomas Harris)
The Hotel New Hampshire (John Irving)
Lizzy (Evan Hunter)
White Oleander (Janet Fitch)
The DaVinci Code (Dan Brown)

Favorite Music:

Harry Connick, Jr.
Curved Air
Doors
Stan Getz
Chris Isaak
Enya
It's a Beautiful Day
Mark-Almond
Meatloaf
Peter, Paul & Mary
Quicksilver Messenger Service
Frank Sinatra (w/Tommy Dorsey)
Frank Zappa
Warren Zevon

Factoids:

Name:Victoria Truly (Vicki)
Date of birth:August 7, latter half of the 20th century
Marital Status:Married part-time (Mr. Bug's a long-distance truckdriver)
Children:None
Occupation:Graphic artist
Pets:Nelson (b.1985, d.1999), (f) black Lab;
Beau(regard) (b.2000), (m) abandoned Catahoula cur (a/k/a Catahoula leopard dog)
Katt (b.2003), (f) abandoned gray tabby
Best advice
ever received:
Smack the "57" on the side of a ketchup bottle for optimum flow.
Things you like
most about
yourself:
My wit and my artistic talent
Things you wish
you could change
about yourself:
My tendencies toward carping, paranoia, unreliability and procrastination
Qualities you seek
in friends:
Loyalty and a sense of humor
Most memorable
highlight of 1998:
Leading my brand-new, untried, inexperienced Acro team into victory with a Team Tournament trophy right out of the chute -- a high I will never forget!
Most memorable
highlight of 1999:
A bad fall that messed up my knee; what does that tell ya?
Offset two weeks later when I attended a banquet honoring my husband's achievement in reaching a million accident-free miles
Most memorable
highlight of 2000:
A $7000 angiogram, and BlueShield's refusal to honor the claim after they had pre-approved the procedure and despite 10 years of $364 monthly premiums --
another sterling year!
A cherished memory:Lazy, languorous summer days on the Bogue Chitto River
Favorite color:Yellow, although damn near everything I own is teal
" cable channels:The Discovery Channel and Animal Planet
Favorite TV show:Survivor, The Osbournes, CSI, and The Crocodile Hunter
Favorite quote:Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster. And if you gaze long into the Abyss, the Abyss gazes into you. (F. Nietzsche)
Favorite magazine:Quick 'n' Easy Painting
Favorite song:Mack the Knife (Bobby Darin)
Favorite soundtrack:Excalibur; Franco Zeffirelli's Romeo and Juliet; and Bossa Nova
Favorite alcoholic drink:Pretty much quit 5 years ago after having imbibed enough Early Times and 7-Up to float a battleship; but I still enjoy an occasional daiquiri or margarita
" non-alcoholic
. .drink:
Arizona Herbal Tea, Chocolate Raspberry Truffle Cocoa, cherry Kool-Aid
Favorite food:You name it.
It's easier to list what I don't like: liver (or any organ meat), grapefruit, and coconut
Favorite sound:A far-off train whistle, lonesome harmonicas around a campfire, and the laughter of close friends
" board game:Scrabble
" sport to play:Badminton
" sport to watch:Baseball
" day of the week:Fridays and Sundays
Favorite month:October (May is nice, too)
Favorite part of the
newspaper:
Art Gallery and book reviews
Favorite thing to wear:Old nightgowns around the house; "Navajo" skirts and tight sweaters with a wide belt over both, and ostentatious necklaces
" place to shop:Bookstores and New Age gift shops
" leisure activity:Web-crawling
Favorite smell:Freshly baked bread, Big Chief writing tablets, ditto ink (remember that one?), jasmine and bougainvillea on a night breeze, and a lit doobie
Abhorred smell:Stinky feet
Your dream job:Fiction editor for a major publishing firm
Your dream vacation:A private beach on a tropical isle with lots of caba�a boys
Your dream car:Paid for
Your most
embarrassing moment:
Hmmm... Well, falling off the stage at my high school Honors ceremony was pretty cool... But I'd have to say my finest hour was returning to a business conference after a bathroom break during my no-panties days with the back of my skirt tucked into my pantyhose.
Where do you
see yourself
in 10 years?
The hospital? Six feet under? Nah... Probably sitting right here, doing exactly what I'm doing right now.
If you could meet
one person,
past or present,
who would it be?
Mark Twain

Ack!!! I've heard enough! Lemme outta here!


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