Q. How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?
A. You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Q. What can LifeSavers do that men cannot?
A. Come in five flavors

Q. What is good on pizza but bad on pussy?
A. Crust

Q. Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
A. Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork

Q. How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
A. If your girlfriend chews before swallowing

Q. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the
Q. Pillsbury Doughboy?
A. A redheaded bitch with a yeast infection

Q. How do you piss off Winnie The Pooh?
A. By sticking your finger in his honey

Q. What is the ultimate rejection?
A. When your masturbating and your hand falls asleep

Q. What did Bill Clinton say to Monica?
A. I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election.

Q. What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have
Q. in common?
A. Both can smell it but can't eat it

Q. What do you call a blonde with pigtails?
A. A blow job with handle bars

Q. What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
A. A mobile sperm bank.

Q. What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
A. All you can eat for under a buck.

Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster with a
Q. telephone pole?
A. A 30-ft, cock that wants to reach out and touch someone.

Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A. A cherry float.

Q. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A. Beat it -- We're closed.

Q. Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A. To find a tight seal.

Q. What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A. Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q. What's the difference between sin and shame?
A. It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

Q. What's the speed limit of sex?
A. 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

Q. Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
A. She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning,
A. "Lie to me!"

Q. Why is air a lot like sex?
A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Q. What's another name for pickled bread?
A. Dill-dough

Q. Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
A. He heard the snow blower coming.

Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
A: She's withholding evidence

Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
A. You can sleep with a light on.

Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get out of bed?
A. Because they don't have balls to scratch.

Q. Why is sex like a bridge game?
A. You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Q. Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A. Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

And my own contributions...

A. What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends wa-a-a-ay over? Q. Doughnuts!

And the funniest one I've heard in ages...

Q. Why did God create yeast infections for women?
A. So that they, too, can know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt.