| Age�8: | Looks at herself and sees Cinderella / Sleeping Beauty, etc. |
| Age�15: | Looks at herself and sees Cinderella / Sleeping Beauty / Cheerleader, or -- if she's PMSing -- sees Fat / Pimples / Ugly ("Mom, I can't go to school looking like this!") |
| Age�20: | Looks at herself and sees "too fat / too thin, too short / too tall, too straight / too curly"... then decides she's going anyway. |
| Age�30: | Looks at herself and sees "too fat / too thin, too short / too tall, too straight / too curly"... then decides she doesn't have time to fix it but she's going anyway. |
| Age�40: | Looks at herself and sees "too fat / too thin, too short / too tall, too straight / too curly"... then says "At least I'm clean" and goes anyway. |
| Age�50: | Looks at herself and sees "I am" and goes wherever she wants to. |
| Age�60: | Looks at herself and thinks of all the people who can't even see themselves in the mirror anymore... then goes out and conquers the world. |
| Age�70: | Looks at herself and sees wisdom, laughter, and ability... then goes out and enjoys life. |
| Age�80: | Doesn't bother to look, just puts on a red hat and goes out to participate in the world. |
| Age�90: | Can't see, and so doesn't worry about it! |
Who sez you can't play
those kiddie games
after you get "old"?!?!
You can... you just have to improvise...
Sag! You're It! Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy 20 Questions Shouted into your Good Ear Kick the Bucket Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse Says Bend Over! Doc, Doc, Goose Simon Says Something Incoherent Hide and Go Pee Spin the Bottle of Mylanta Musical Recliners